4.  At age 30, you've pretty much spent a whole month having birthdays

5. You have never actually seen your own face. Think about that for a
second. 

6. Q - What is heavier? 100 pounds of bricks or 100 pounds of feathers?

A- 100 feathers, because then you have to carry the weight/guilt of what you did to the birds. 

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