125. We live in a world in which the pizza-delivery man gets to our house faster than the police.

126. I'm pretty sure that you can figure out a lot about a person's character just by watching for what they laugh at and what they don't laugh at. (Or if they don't laugh at all...)

127. We blame society but WE ARE SOCIETY. 

FUN FACT - I know I'm not supposed to put fun facts in this book, but THIS ONE'S SO COOL!

 - Did you know? Watching horror movies can actually help you burn calories faster.