Deep thoughts #10-12
10. If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them
11. Imagine being in a room, naked, and surrounded by people that speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. This is the life of a dog.
12. At 22.44 miles per hour, it is illegal for Urasian Bolt to run in a school zone.
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