Feel free to use these roasts whenever you deem necessary. ;)

158. I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.

159. If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

160. I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

161. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory, so you can shut up now. 

162. "My coach said I run like a girl. I told him that if he ran a bit faster, he could too."