(Y/N)'s POV

I was reading my book on my desk when I heard my twin bro yawning loudly besides me. I sighed before closing it while Motohama and Matsuda walked towards him.

"You looked pretty sleepy," Matsuda asked my twin.

"Yeah, you been yawning for the past hour." I looked at Issei, tucking away my book in my pocket.

"Yeah, I having a weird dream, so I couldn't get any sleep." Issei answered our question.

Both of Motohama and Matsuda tensed as they leaned closely towards my twin in interest. "If it was sexy one, we want details!"

I deadpanned at their question. 'Really? Can't you guys ask question that doesn't even related to your sexual desire?!'

"They're hormonal teenagers..." Bill, in his Evil Triangle form sat on my head. "Too much hormone to be exact."

"It wasn't." Issei merely answered.

"I'm sorry Issei-san. I should've woke you up earlier this morning." Asia apologized him.

"Don't worry." He reassured her. "It's my fault I overslept."

"You bastard! Do you have Asia-chan to wake you up?" Matsuda asked, putting some tint of rage in his voice.

"Yeah, she always wakes him up because he always late..." I told them, making them angrier at him. "If I were her, I would break down the door and beat him up with a fish."

"Please don't remind me of our middle school drama!" Issei glares at me.

"The fact that you wet yourself when watching IT or the fact that I'm pleasuring you with fish? By that, I mean I used the fish as a baseball bat while talking in Boston accent." I flicked his forehead. "Bonk!"

"NEITHER OF THEM!"

"Does she even refill the plates for you guys?" Motohama asks, tears threatening to fall from his Brock-like eyes.

"Mum also praised Asia for being a good girl." I looked at her with confidence while putting on a smile.

"Oh my, you're embarrassing me." Asia blushed while putting her hand on her cheek.

Seeing that, Motohama glares right at me through his glasses and it looks like he's about to shed tears of blood.

"You actually know lots of cute girls, don't you?!" Motohama shouted at us.

"It's so unfair that I'm about to break!" Matsuda whines while holding his head down.

"Cry as much as you want, it's the truth." I smirked at them. Motohama then planted his hand on Issei's shoulder.

"So, my friend, I don't think introducing a single girl to us will be a bad thing. No, I mean, please introduce us to someone. I beg you. Please!" Motohama begged my brother.

"I can't really do much though..." Issei trailed off at the end, looking at me for a solution.

'Handle it by yourself, genius.' I telepathically said to him, surprising him a bit. 'Sorry, I unlocked this ability a long time ago.'

'You amaze me sometime, bro.' Issei telepathically replied.

'If it wasn't for Bill, I'm nothing.'

'Now can you help your dear brother? Pretty please?'

I sighed and pulled out my phone. "Both you pervert, listen!" I called them out before showing them a number on it. "Here's one person that's okay with meeting you guys. That person will also bring friends as well. This is the number of the person I can introduce you guys to. Contact that person through mail first. That way, you guys will feel happier."

"Thank you (Y/N), we will forever by your debt!" They both bow down to me and immediately copied the numbers like some sort of a speedster.

"So, what kind of person is she? She's a beauty right?" Matsuda asked about the appearance of the person I just introduced. I covered my mouth, feeling dead inside after thinking about 'her'.

"Umm...yeah...she's a 'true virgin'. That, I'm sure of."

"A true virgin? Spectacular!"

"What is her name?" Motohama looked at me as I looked at Issei. He somehow notice my sly smile on my face and immediately caught up of my act.

"...Mil-Tan..." I simply answered.

[Timeskip]

The day had ended and I was in the clubroom with everyone including my familiar, Blair in her human form. Fortunately, she currently wore a witch like outfit that shows off her curves. I try my best not to look at be but she kept insisting on making me look at her. The other girls in the room except of Rias, glares at the witch. Currently, Asia was healing Issei's face for something perverted he's done.

"How foolish can you be, Issei?" I gripped my chains in a menacing way, glaring at my twin. The reason is, she got a peek on Koneko and it is unacceptable, even though he is my brother. "Now, tell me...Do you value your relationship with your brother more than boobs?"

"I can't answer that! Both of it are important for me!" Issei exclaimed.

"One of this day, you gonna get killed with your mindset...I'm the first one to do so..."

"B-Bro, mercy!" Issei pleads as my anger kept on rising.

"He deserve it..." Koneko glared at him.

"Ah, (N/N)..." Asia tried to stop me but I already decide his fate in my hand.

"Kid...unleash your inner sadism!" Bill patted my back.

That evening at ORC Club room, it was filled with my brother scream for mercy as I mindfuck him. I think that the Student Council can hear it because Sona came to check for the girlish like sound from our club.

[Timeskip]

"I can't believe you do that to your brother, nya." Blair lay on top of my chest in her cat form as I looked at the ceiling.

"Had to be done," I sighed in relief after letting out all my pent up stress from those Three Stooges. "Brother or not, no one can do such a thing on Koneko-chan."

"You're very daring, master~" My familiar moaned seductively at me. "Can you show me in another way~?"

Quickly, I took her off my chest and put her on my bed. I stood up and made my way to the door. "I need to go and take shower."

She puffed her cheek in dissatisfaction from the rejection than I gave her.

I sighed in relief, summoning a damn towel as I made my way to the bathroom. I opened the door and saw Asia, all in her birthday suit. We stare at each other for a while before I quickly close the door and blushed madly.

"Fuck, I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were in here." I cursed before closing my mouth. "Fuck, I shouldn't said that word. Fuck! I do it again..."

"I'm sorry." Asia opened the door behind me.

"No, you shouldn't be apologizing, I was the one who barged in without even knocking or telling you."

"(N/N)..." She called me, holding my hand. "Have you ever heard about people taking a bath together to bring people a lot closer?"

"That's a public shower, Asia..." I deadpanned. "Besides, it was always separated between male and females....and Hideyoshi."

"By interacting by a bath and they're supposed to understand each other or something."

"Again, only in a public shower..."

"I just want...to understand you!" I then felt Asia's breast touched my back, making me blush red and I started to stutter. I closed my eyes and turned around to face her.

"Listen, Asia." I put my hand on her shoulder. "I know you want to know more about me but being in situation like this isn't a good idea. So, I'm gonna leave now...Buy gold, bye!"

I quickly closed the door behind me and walked away to my room. I walked pass Issei which he stopped his track and turn around to see that my back shirt was wet in a particular shape.

"Bro, is that a-"

"Don't even think about asking that question, moron." I blushed in red and quickly open up my shirt.

I walked into my room and throw my shirt on the chair. I slumped my body on the bed, startling the witch cat from her slumber. She then cooed at my body by jumping onto my bare chest and stare at it, seductively.

"I didn't know you have a very tone body, master~" She smirked.

"Can you stop staring it like it was some sort of meat to eat?!" I exclaimed as she gave me a giggle before laying on my chest.

"It's official, this is my new sleeping place, nya~" She yawned before closing her eyes. "Goodnight, master~"

"Goodnight Blair..." I sighed before closing my eyes.

[Timeskip]

"Kid, wake up~!" Bill scolded me as he have his both of his hand on his hips.

"Five more minutes..." I groaned, before I knew I cold water hit face, startling both me and my cat from our slumber. 'I'M UP OKAY!" I then notice that it was still night before glaring at the one-eyed demon. "Why are you waking me up in the middle of-"

"Incoming visitor in three, two..." The Space Dorito looked at the watch on his arm. "One!"

Suddenly, there was a sudden flash of light coming from my floor. I turned my head and saw shadow coming from the light. If you have maid fetish than she is your pick cause in my room was a beautiful women in her early twenties, with silver hair tied in braids, with silver eyes and wearing a blue and white French maid outfit.

"Are you trying to break..." She was about to speak and was surprised that she was looking at me, an angry cat and a flying Dorito (Okay, not the last one but you get the point).

"Welcome to (Y/N) Hyoudou's room in the Hyoudou's residence. " I casually greeted her. "May you please tell me your name and get out from my house in a respectable manner?"

"My apology. I'm Grayfia Lucifage, maid that serves the House of Gremory." She bowed down. "I thought Rias Gremory was in this room."

"Yeah, sorry to disappoint you Mario but you're in a wrong castle." I pointed out. "If you're looking for tomato head, she's probably at the other room which belong to my twin brother, Issei."

"Would you mind escorting me to Lady Rias?"

"Sure, I'll lead a complete stranger that intrude my room like it was normal." I said with a hint of sarcasm before stoop up and started walking out from my room as the silver haired maid follow me. "I'll show you the way to the queen....Why do I feel like I need to speak it in Ugandan?" I muttered the last part.

"Oh, please...let it die already!" Bill shouted in frustration as he flew closer to me.

Once we stopped in front of Issei's room as I knock the door multiple time.

*Knock, knock, knock*

"Issei."

*Knock, knock, knock*

"Issei."

*Knock, knock, knock*

"WHAT?!" Issei shouted in annoyance.

"I'm barging in..." I casually said.

"W-W-Wait-"

And with that, I opened up the door and saw an embarrassing sight.

Rias was on top of Issei with just her panties on while Issei wore a perverted, confused and annoyed expression at the same time. As a reasonable person as I was, I made my way to the nearest wall...

*Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam!*

"Are you alright, kid?" Bill asked, wearing a blindfold on his head.

"...Worth...it..." I groaned in pain with blood comes out from my head.

Rias turned her head just as she saw Grayfia. "...looks like I was a bit late..." She said in saddened tone. "But why didn't you show up in this room?" She asked the maid.

"She made a detour to purest place you can find in this house...my room..." I slide down the wall, looking dead inside.

"Are you trying to break the agreement by doing something like this?" The maid asked silently. This peak my interest. What kind of agreement where you force your virginity to been taken by my brother of all the people? Kiba I can relate. Hell even I made a better choice.

"Are you really complaining about this, scrawny?" Bill deadpanned at me.

'I'm just confused...that's all!' I telepathically replied.

"If I don't go this far, both of dad and brother won't listen to me right?" The red-haired devil argued.

"Both Lord Sirzechs and the master will become sad after they find out that you tried to give your purity to some lowly person like this.

I couldn't help myself but snickers at the sentence as my brother glares at me.

"My purity is mine only." She said with little bit anger in her tone. "What's wrong with giving it to someone whom I acknowledged? Also don't call my cute servant lowly. Even if it's you, I won't forgive you, Grayfia."

"Anyway, you are the next heiress of the House of Gremory, so please don't show your skin to a man recklessly. Even more so if you are in the middle of this situation." Grayfia picks up Rias's bra on the floor before putting it on her body.

It felt like I need to get out from her but I can't. I felt so curious about this matter at hand. All question starts popping out in my mind.

"How do you do." Grayfia asked my brother politely. "I'm a maid that serves the House of Gremory. My name is Grayfia. Pleased to make your acquaintance."

I looked at my twin before something in me snap. I quickly summon a rubber band and attacked him with it, hitting the wide forehead of his. "Her eyes is on her face," I blew my finger as if it was a gun.

"Grayfia, did you come here of your own accord? Or because the household sent you? ......Or is it brother?" Rias makes an unpleasant face. Somehow she's acting like girls her age. This is a new side of her I haven't seen. It's quite hilarious if you ask me.

"All of them." Grayfia answered.

Rias looked down and sighed out of defeat. Still, more question popping out from my head...WHEN IS SHE GOING TO WEAR HER CLOTHES?!

"Is that so? You, who is brother's Queen, came to the human world personally. So it can only be one thing. I understand." She picked her clothes up and puts her arm through her clothes.

"Finally..." I muttered under my breath as my blush started to vanish.

"I'm sorry, Ise." She apologize my brother. "Let's make it so that the thing from earlier never happened. I wasn't thinking straight either. Let's forget about today's incident."

"I'll definitely will forget it for sure..."

"If you have that damn mind eraser that is." At the mention of the word, Bill turns red from anger. Probably there's some history with that sort contraption.

"Ise? Wait, is this person?" Grayfia looked at Issei with a shocked expression.

"Wow, for a cool woman, you're easily get shocked..." I deadpanned.

"Yes, Issei Hyoudou." Rias introduced him. "My Pawn. The user of the Boosted Gear."

"...Boosted Gear, the one possessed by the Red Dragon Emperor." I raised my brows in interest when Grayfia said that.

"Grayfia, let's go back to my room. I will listen to what you have to say over there. Akeno can also attend, right?"

"The "Priestess of Thunder"? I don't mind. It's a must for High-class Devils to have their Queen by their side all the time."

"Very well. Ise." Before leaving, the lucky bastard got himself a kiss on the cheek by red-haired demon, causing him to blush slightly. I chuckled at the sight. "Please forgive me for today with this. I troubled both of you a lot. Let's meet again in the clubroom tomorrow. "

She gives us a farewell and disappears in the magic-circle together with Grayfia.

"(Y/N)-san! I finished using the shower." I heard Asia's voice soon after that.

If only we knew what we got ourselves into...why do I crave for fried chicken?

[Timeskip]

Next morning, Issei, Asia and I are walking towards school. I have a bandages around my head after forcefully hitting my head on the wall last night.

"Are your head still hurts, (N/N)?" Asia asked. Since early in the morning, she's kept pestering me with the same exact question.

"Don't worry. My sanity is still intact. "I reassured her.

"I doubt it." Issei muttered under his breath, looking a little bit of tired.

"And what did you do? Playing with your joystick to fulfill your sexual desires like a pervert you are?"

"I need to be done...I waste a golden opportunity..." Issei sighed in despair.

I could only deadpan at his words and decide to hit him on his head.

"(YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY/NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN)!" Matsuda is running towards me with an extremely pissed face from the end of the road. "Dieeeeee!"

From the other direction Motohama is running really fast. Both of them got ready to do a lariat on me which I move to the side. Both of them hit each other like an idiots.

"Congratulation, you have made JBL shame with your performance." I mockingly clapped at them with a sinister smile on my face. "How was last night~?"

"Don't fuck around! Fuck! What the heck was that!? He looked like those really strong guys from a martial arts manga! And why was he wearing Gothic Lolita clothes!? Is that an ultimate weapon!?" Matsuda complains to me while crying on the ground.

I could only cackle like maniac, creeping out everyone around me. I leaned forward at them, "You shouldn't even make a deal with a demon."

"Fuck you!" Motohama cried as he still having nightmare from last night event.

"Love you guys too...No homo!" I waved them off, entering the schoolyards while laughing like maniac.

"He really is becoming more like me...I'm so proud!" Bill commented as he watch from the skies.

[Timeskip]

"Buchou's problem? Maybe it has something to do with the House of Gremory." Kiba says that to us while we are walking towards the clubroom. We met with Charming while I was on my way to the clubroom along with my brother and Asia. We tried to interrogate him, but it seems like he also doesn't know the reason why.

"Akeno would know, right?" Issei asked.

Kiba nodded at his question. "Akeno-san is Buchou's most trusted servant, so she obviously would know."

"Thanks Captain Obvious." I deadpanned at the blonde-haired pretty boy. "We totally don't know about that at all. Sarcasm intended."

Kiba chuckled as we arrived to the front of the door until he stopped. "......For me to finally realize the presence here......" Kiba puts on a serious face by narrowing his eyes.

I perked in interest as I felt some energy coming in the clubroom, warily about it. Bill also felt the energy as he floats beside me.

"You felt that? Smells like chicken." Bill glared at the door.

"What do you mean, Cipher?" Asia asked the Space Dorito.

Issei opened the door without any concerns. Inside the room was Rias wearing an unpleasant expression, Koneko sitting at the corner, Akeno who was smiling but she had a cold vibe and Grayfia with calm expression. The room has an atmosphere where no one is talking.

"Awkward silence..." I pointed out before looking at the other end of the room.

"Looks like everyone is here." Rias speaks after looking at each of us. "Before we start the club, there's something I need to tell all of you."

"Lady Rias, do you want me to explain the situation?" Grafia offered but Rias rejects by waving her hand.

"The truth is-"

A magic circle appeared on the floor as Rias was started to speak, Issei looked at the magic circle with a confused expression.

"...Phenex." Kiba muttered but still can be heard by me.

Flames shot out from the magic circle and the room gets flowed with heat. The one standing there is a man in his twenties, wearing a red suit with his shirt opened, with his hands in his pocket.

"My lovely Rias." The man smiled at Rias. "I came to see you."

I turned my head towards Issei and noticed the shocked expression literally painted on his face. I looked back at Rias who was looking at him with her eyes half closed.

"Now then, Rias. Let's go and take a look at the ceremony hall. The date of the ceremony is decided so we need to check it before then."

"...Let go of me, Riser." Rias slapped away Raiser's hand. Okay, that's concluded that he is a dick without a dick.

Issei then stepped up, surprised me with his bravery. "Hey, you. You are being rude to Buchou. Actually, what's with that attitude towards a girl?" He said it clearly to him.

Riser looks at him as if he is looking at some sort of trash. "Ah? Who are you?" He said it with a displeased voice.

"I am the servant Devil of Rias Gremory! I'm the Pawn, Issei Hyoudou."

"Hmm. Ah, okay."

Issei face faulted at his reaction while I narrowed my eyes at him slightly. I would've laughed at my brother from being ignored but this time...its felt different. As if, I want to punch that man right now.

"Who the heck are you?" I questioned with my eyes still looking at him suspiciously. He seems a bit surprised by my question.

"......Oh? Rias, you haven't mentioned me to your servants?" Riser looked at the red-haired devil. "I mean, are there guys who don't know me? A reincarnated Devil? Even so."

"I didn't tell them because there was no need." She harshly replied.

"Oh my, harsh like always. Hahaha......" Riser starts laughing with me getting more irritated by seconds.

"Issei and (Y/N) Hyoudou." Grayfia comes into the discussion.

"Y-Yes?" Issei looked at the white haired maid. I just merely glanced at her.

"This person is Riser Phoenix-sama. He's a pure-blood High-class Devil, and the third son of the House of Phoenix."

"Don't tell me..." I finally realized why she wanted Issei to take her virginity. "Is this wedding arrangement between two houses?"

She was surprised by my sudden outburst before calming herself. "It's true. He is the husband of the new heiress of the House of Gremory." She confirmed my deduction. "He is engaged to Lady Rias."

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!" Issei screamed in shock from the revelation while I gritted my teeth in anger.

[Timeskip]

"The tea made by Rias's Queen is superb." Riser praises Akeno's tea.

"Thank you very much." Even though Akeno took the compliment her expression showed nothing but hostility.

Currently, everyone else stood away from the two High-Class Devils as they started talking. I had one of my hand in my pocket while I kept reading a book as for my brother, his drooling from the fact that Riser is touching Rias's body like he owned her. Also, they were sitting on my spot on the couch which is unacceptable!

"U-Umm, Issei. Did something good happen?" Asia asks with a worried face.

"Don't worry...he is being himself." I casually answered, with a hint of irritation.

"......Indecent thinking is prohibited." Koneko sent Issei a harsh word, Issei jumped after hearing Koneko send him her famous harsh words. Kiba then held his hand out and tried handing Issei a handkerchief.

"Issei, in any case you should wipe your drool." Okay, that got me to chuckle but still it didn't change the fact that I'm still annoyed by that Riser guy.

"I-It's none of your business!" He glares at pretty boy.

"You look ridiculous with that shit gritting face of yours." I commented. "Maybe you should be the next Joker with those wide smile...Just saying."

"How about no..." Bill pointed out while still glaring at Riser.

"Stop it already!" Rias's angry voice echoes in the room. This is my first time seeing her angry...must be her time of month. I really need to spend money on calendar for this girls mood swing. "Riser! I told you before! I will not marry you!"

"Yeah, I heard that before." Riser said. "But Rias, that won't do, you know? I think the situation of your household is quite serious."

"Not as serious as your dumbface..." I muttered slowly. "You should've seen a plastic surgeon."

"Are the Roast Machine back online already?" Bill smirked at me.

"Whatever you say, Dorito."

"Yup, he's back!"

"That's none of your concern!" Rias said with anger. "If I'm the next heiress for the House of Gremory, then I will choose who will become my husband! My father, brother, and everyone in the clan are rushing it! Also it was a promise that I will be free until I graduate from university of the human world!"

"That's right. You will basically be free. You can go to college and you can do whatever you like with your servants. But your Otou-sama and Sirzechs-sama are worried. They are afraid that your household will become extinct. We lost a great number of pure-blood Devils in the last war. Even if the war has ended, our rivalry with the Fallen Angels and God hasn't ended yet. It's not rare for the successors of pure-blood Devil to get killed in the worthless battle against them, which leads to the household becoming extinct. So for a pure-blood Devil that are also happens to be a High-class Devil, getting together would be the obvious solution for the forces of Devils. A pure-blood High-class Devil. Even you know that these children will be important from now on, right?" Riser rambled on that I don't even care what he was saying anymore.

"The newly produced Devils—. The ones like your servants, the reincarnated Devils, are expanding in terms of strength but that would make us, the High-class Devils with old history background, lose our place. There are old nobles who gets close to the reincarnated Devils because they are very powerful. Well, that might be alright. The newly produced Devils are also important for our future. But we can't allow the pure-blood Devils to go extinct right? You and I were chosen in order to prevent the pure-bloods from going extinct. My house is safe because I have my older brothers. But there are only two siblings in your house. And your brother is someone who left the house. Then there would only be you, Rias, who can inherit the House of Gremory. If you don't take a husband, the House of Gremory will go extinct in your generation. Are you trying to crush the household that has been continuing for a very long time? Because of the past war, there is not even half the number of Devils who were referred as "72 pillars". This marriage has the future of the Devils on the line."

This history lesson is fucking boring...Can I just go home already or punch the man into oblivion? Probably not.

"When is this thing going to end?" Bill shouted in annoyance.

"I'm not going to crush my house. And I am willing to take a husband." Rias said, making the bitch Riser smiles wider.

"Oh, to be expected from Rias! Then let's-"

"But I won't marry you, Raiser." Rias interrupted the now roasted chicken. "I will marry the one I acknowledge. Even the Devils from the old noble house have the right to choose."

Once Rias said that Riser clicked his tongue and his expression became sharper.

"......You know, Rias. I'm also a Devil who carries the name of House of Phoenix behind me. I can't let that name get tarnished. I didn't even want to come to a small old building like this in the human world. Rather, I don't like the human world that much. The fire and wind of this world is filthy. For a Devil like me who rules fire and wind, I can't stand it!" Flames then surrounded Riser and they began surrounding the room. "I will take you back to the underworld, even if I have to burn all of your servants."

"If you making a bonfire, take it to the outside birdbrain." I had enough and decide to put on my Cipher's mode.

His hostility and killing intent fills the room as he glares at me with me still smiling. Some of us we already in stance while Asia hugs my arm because she got scared by it.

"Lady Rias, Lord Riser, please calm down." Grayfia interfered calmly. "If both of you were to continue, then I won't be quiet about it. For Lord Sirzechs's honor, I won't hold back."

Raiser calms the flames around his body and sighs while shaking his head. "......To be told that by the "Strongest Queen", even I would be scared...... I definitely wouldn't want to fight the people from Lord Sirzechs's group, which is known to be made up of monsters."

"Oh come on, are you chicken up already?" I taunted him, which successfully hit his nerves. I was about moves forward but Asia held my arm tightly. Koneko gives me concerned look while Akeno smiled at my bravery and savageness.

"Do more...He'll crack!" Bill cheered at me.

"Master, Lord Sirzechs, and those from the House of Phoenix knew it would turn out like this." Grayfia told us. "To tell you the truth this was to be the last discussion meeting. Everyone knew that it wouldn't be solved, so they decided to make a last resort."

'So, Rias's brother has that much influential power.' I thought.

"Last resort? What do you mean, Grayfia?" Rias asked the maid with confused face.

"Lady Rias, if you wish to push your opinion forward, then how about you settle it by having a Rating Game against Lord Riser?"

Rias becomes speechless hearing Grayfia. She seems to be very shocked.

"In other words my brother and the others decided to have a game as a last resort if I was to decline, right?" She continues to talk while making a sigh."...Just how far they are intending to interfere with my life to feel satisfied!" Damn, she really is ticked off.

"Then Lady Rias, you are saying you would also decline to participate in the game?"

"No, I won't, since this is a chance. Alright then. Let's settle this with a game, Riser."

"Hee, so you're accepting it." Riser sneered at her. "I don't mind. But I'm already a matured Devil and I have already participated in the official game. Right now I have won most of the games. Even so, you still want to play, Rias?"

"I will. I will blow you away, Riser!"

"Fine. If you win, do whatever you like. But if I win, you will marry me immediately."

They are both glaring at each other with like they're going to have death battle between at the center of the room.

"Understood." Grayfia nodded her head. "I, Grayfia, have confirmed both sides opinion. I will be in charge of the game between the two household. Is that okay?"

"Yes." Rias replied.

"Yeah." As well as the giant chicken.

"Understood. I will inform the two households then."

"Hey, Rias. Would the ones here be your servants?" Riser smirked at us. I just glared at him with my fist already clenching. I felt my nails are digging into my skins.

"So what?" Rias twitches her eyes at his words.

Rias then started laughing after Rias answered his question. "Then this match will be a laugh. Only your Queen, the 'Priestess of Thunder' can fight on par with my adorable servants." He then snaps his finger and the same magic circle he used started glowing again, coming from the magic circle were fifteen people. "Well, these are my cute servants."

"Huh...neat." I simply commented before realizing something. "Wait, they're all females?" I turned my head towards my twin who had several thoughts going through his head, with tears flowing his eyes. "Oi, stop crying like a baby!"

"H-Hey, Rias...This servant over here is crying a lot while looking at me." Raiser said it while looking at Issei, seems to be really freaked out about it.

Rias places her hand on her forehead when she sees me. "This boy's dream is to have a harem. I think he was moved after looking at your servants."

"Pardon my brother pervertness..." I bowed down at them politely. "He is really not the brightest tool in the shed."

"Hey!" Issei scolded me.

"Gross~."

"Lord Riser, this person is freaking me out~."

Riser's girls make a disgusted face while looking at Issei. He then proceeds to calm them while patting their bodies.

"Don't say that, my cute girls. Looking up to upper stream folks is what a lowly ones does. Let's show them how passionate we are. Yubelluna."

"Yes, Lord Riser." She made her way towards him and then they starts to have make out with each other.

I sighed in irritation while covering my face with my book.

"You will never be able to do this." He taunted my brother.

"Don't say what I think you were saying! Damn it! Boosted Gear!" Issei activated his Boosted Gear and pointed his finger towards Riser. "A womanizer like you isn't good enough to be with Buchou!"

"That's like the pot calling the kettle black, you idiot." I deadpanned at him.

""S-Shut up! That's different with the thing about Buchou! At this rate, he will continue to flirt with other girls even after he marry Buchou!"

"And you wouldn't?"

"That's not the point!"

"Heroes love women." Riser said, gaining back our attention to him. "That's a saying in the human world, right? A good phrase indeed. But this is just a close relationship with my servants. Aren't you also getting adored by Rias?"

"Shut the fuck up." I loudly cursed in front of Asia. I know she's innocent but she already heard me cursing for at least 100 times per day...okay that's a lie. "I don't care you're a devil or something but you really annoy me since the beginning. You're more of a duck than a phoenix with that constant quacking."

"Ohhh!" Bill cheered while clapping loudly, as if people can hear him. "I think that hit the nail in the coffin."

Issei got tensed up, clearly never seen this whole new level of savagery. Okay, everyone got tensed up by my rebuttal. Riser however, didn't really took insult very well as I can see some rage in his eyes.

"Duck?! Y-You Low-class Devil-"

"Quack!"

"Don't get ahead of yourself-"

"Quack! Quack!"

"That's not the way-"

"Quack!"

"Can you please stop that?!"

I stand in silent for a couple of seconds, putting my finger on my chins as I was thinking. I then looked at him dead serious in his eyes. "...Quack..."

"Rias, what's going on with your discipline towards your servants!?" Riser asked the girl.

"He's not my servant, just an underling." Rias looks away.

"Aw, you do care of me tomato head." I mocked before slapping my mouth. "Sorry, Roast Mode can't be stop..."

"You're insane." The lame excuse of a fire bird growled at me.

"Quackers!" I pulled out a rubber duck out of nowhere and squeeze it. "Look Riser, it's your long lost brother!" Akeno giggled at my half-psychopathic attitude.

"Hey, duckling!" Issei yelled at him. "I will just beat the crap out of you with my Boosted Gear! We don't need to have a game! I will just take you all down, right here, right now!"

"Stand down Issei," I put my hand in front of my twin, who looked at me confusingly. "Dickless the Clown don't have guts to do that in front his fiancée. Am I right Ducky?"

I guess that I push his limits as he gives me a glare with some killer intent. "Mira."

"Yes, Riser-sama."

The girl name Mira came from the line of servants took out a wooden staff and takes a fighting stance, and aims her attack at me. I merely guard it with my book in my hand after changing it into metal, resulting a ringing sound in the room. She stood there in shook while I widely grin at Riser, peeking over her.

"Wow, really brave of you... Standing behind a girl," I mocked him. "You're no phoenix. You're a giant chicken! Even Giant Bird is ashamed of his own kind."

"Sesame Street?" Issei deadpanned at me. "What are you, ten?"

Mira narrowed her eyes and redirected her attack towards the side of my face. I merely swatted it away with the metal book, knocking her wooden staff out of her hand. I held my hand up and caught it in my hand, with the girl still narrowing her eyes at me.

"Simple rule, nobody touch the face or I turn you into stone statue," I innocently smile at them. I then patted Mira's head, making her jumped from the touch. "I give it back before you leave, kid."

Riser became angrier with it. "Don't you dare-"

"What? It just friendly gesture. It's not like I'm gonna steal one of your piece for my personal Peerage...maybe two...who know the possibility!"

Riser eyes twitched at me as he clenched his teeth. He then turned towards red-haired girl. "Rias, how about we have a match in 10 days? We could do it now, but that wouldn't be interesting."

"...Are you giving me a handicap." Rias raised her brows at him.

"Are you against it? Is it humiliating? Rating Game isn't something simple that you can win with only your feelings. If you can't use your servant's power to the fullest, then you will lose immediately. So it's not weird for you to train with your servants for your first Rating Game. I have seen Devils who lost without using their power to the fullest countless of times, no matter how great their potential and power was."

Riser then stepped onto a glowing magic circle with the rest of his peerage, before Mira walked over I held her wooden staff towards her.

"I'm a humble psychopath, so here's your staff back, Mira." I gave her back her staff as she looked away with a faint blush and walked towards Riser and the rest of his peerage."

"Don't be a disgrace to Rias, Rias's Pawn. Your blow is Rias's blow." Riser warned before glaring at me. "And you brat don't think I won't forget that comment from early."

"See you later Scrooge McDuck!" I casually waved at him. Riser gained a tick mark on his forehead as he vanished. I then sighed, regained back my posture before looking at everyone in the clubroom. "What?" I stoically asked.

"You have a pair of metal balls." Issei put his hand on my shoulders.

"Perk of being Dream Demon is being as much of an ass as I can." I turned my book back into its original form.

"This is about to get weirder from this point on folks!" Bill laughed at me.

To Be Continue

Author's Note:

Me: The longest chap I write. Also, I'm gonna start an Easter Egg Hunt for the song ref!