(Y/N)'s POV

"Twilight Healing," Raynare said happily. "At last, it is in my hand." She grasped the two small, glowing rings in her hands and plunged them deep into her chest. The noise she made upon their entrance of her body was almost orgasmic. Only looking back to I see how appropriate that was given the circumstances. Her body was glowing the same shade that the rings had, and her laughter mocked me all the while.

"When the time comes, I'll be at my high point," the deranged Fallen Angel laughed. "I'll be safe and sound while the rest of the world burns!"

At the time I was too stressed out to really question that statement. In fact, I was utterly pissed off! "Fuck you, you crazy bitch!" I screamed as I went to charge again, with the blue flame on my eye turned into red. Without me knowing, the world around me turned black with my hand lighten with bright red flames. "THIS IS HELL ON EARTH!"

"It is time for Weirdmageddon!" Bill announced in the air.

I roared in rage as I burned a lot of exorcist coming our way. One tried to lunge at me, but I stop him in midair, waving my index before burning the crap out of him. I dodged one attack while touching his face. I walked out and snapped my finger, resulting his head to explode into bits.

"Fuck off!" Issei yelled at them and I couldn't help but smile slightly, in spite of the circumstances he still swore more than a sailor in a whore house. Then again, I'm not much better.

I don't think I'd have made it through without the others. I only took out the Exorcists that got in my way. The ones that came up behind me were swiftly dealt with by Kiba and Koneko, Issei was right behind me the entire time. I love my brother, he's more loyal than you'd expect given his personality. I remember thanking Koneko and Kiba something fierce when I realized they were keeping the Exorcists off of us. My friends, they really are amazing people.

Upon reaching Asia's still form, still suspended on the cross, I approached it slowly. I couldn't find it in me to say anything so I just stood there, almost forgetting that Raynare was just beside me.

"Asia... Please don't be dead, anything but dead," I began muttering, tears streaming from my eyes. That's when she started moving.

"(Y-Y/N)," she weakly whispered out, I could tell it was painful to hold her head up. "You came..."

"You didn't think you'd get rid of me that easily, did you?" I asked with a small amount of humor. "C'mon, we need to get you out of here so we can hang out more."

"O-Okay," she said, still very weak.

"You can go ahead and leave, now," I heard Raynare's voice. I turned to look at her with the harshest glare I had ever mustered. "I already have what I need. You don't need to stick around."

"Just leave 'em alone, you crazy bitch!" Issei yelled at her. "Can't you see all the shit you've done here!?"

"Of course I can see it," Raynare confirmed. "It's beautiful. I've got what I wanted, and the kid knows what hopelessness feels like. That's a hell of a lesson to learn, don't you think?"

"Put it back," I said calmly. A little too calmly for everyone else in the area.

"W-What?" Raynare asked with a snicker.

"Put her Sacred Gear back, right now," I ordered once again. There was no way around it at this point, if Asia died then I was going to have Raynare's blood in a fucking glass. And spilled all over the church like communal wine.

"Sorry, no can do." She clearly wasn't taking me seriously.

"Listen, bitch!" Issei yelled again. "Do what (Y/N) says right fucking now! You don't get to do this to innocent people!"

Raynare sighed dramatically. "Man, this guy is annoying. I guess you're losing a brother too, kid."

"Don't you fucking dare!" I shouted at her. "You do that and I'll split you into so many tiny pieces, it won't even register on a fucking microscope!"

"Please do!" Bill agreed.

"Oh, please," she brushed me off. "You're so pathetic. Still nowhere near as bad as your twin, though. I swear, even a complete idiot would know that I was playing you."

"Shut up!" Issei growled. She was trying to make him angry, and it was certainly working.

"Not that she was any better," Raynare went on, I don't think she even realized she was speaking at this point. "All it took was for me to say it's what Azazel wanted and the dumb bitch was in immediately! How so tragic that she got a crush on you on the job, it just made it more fun to watch her rip your heart out like a newborn baby from a mommy's womb."

"You've very graphically descriptive, you know that?" I asked.

"Do people even use words like that in conversation?" Issei asked me.

"Hey! You're supposed to be on my side!" I scolded him.

"I love watching two pathetic little Devils arguing," Raynare interrupted us. "If it weren't for the circumstances then I'd call you both wastes of flesh. But no, I can only say that about Issei. The pathetic little virgin looking to get his pole greased and dying because of it! How low down can you get!? Why couldn't you have just died!? And then there's (N/N), I watched you, Issei and Asia all day. Damn, that looked boring. How do either of you expect to get laid if you keep boring girls to death?"

""SHUT UP!"" Issei and I shouted.

She came at Issei with a light spear then. But we saw it coming, Issei jumped away before it hit him and I jumped after, Asia still in my arms. Then we both ran for it, through the battle being fought by Kiba and Koneko against what Exorcists there were left. When we saw exactly how many there were we stopped, it just didn't feel right to leave them on their own.

"We got this, just go!" Kiba urged us. "Hurry! Koneko and I will keep them here, just run!"

"Come on!" Koneko yelled after, it was rare for her to not speak slowly. "Leave already! We'll handle things here!"

"Thank you, my friends," Issei said from besides me. "I promise that when all this is over you'll never have to bail us out again!"

"And Koneko!" I shouted back before we left. "I think I owe you a week rather than a day now!" I never noticed at the time but she later admitted to grinning rather widely at that.

We got up the stairs and back to the alter in the church. I was breathing heavily and lied Asia down so that we could rest. That and I got the feeling she was getting weaker.

"Come on," I encouraged her. "Almost to freedom, just hang on some more." She raised her hand which I grabbed immediately. "Yeah, like that. Come on, Asia, you can do it."

"I-I know it was only for a short time," came Asia's weak voice. "But I'm blessed to have made a friend like you."

"Don't you dare talk like this is the last chance you have to say it," I said. "We'll be able to talk more later. We'll have some more days in town, I'll take you bowling, do some karaoke. I'll even introduce you to some friends. They're super-mega-perverts but they're alright, I know for a fact that they'll love you." My tears were dripping all over her but I didn't care, I just wanted her to live! "After tonight we can do whatever you want."

"I wish it could've been different," Asia said, softly. "It would've been great to grow up in this country, gone to your school..."

"And you will go," I interrupted her. "I'll show you around and everything. It'll be a much better place if you're there with me," I was interrupted when Asia placed her hand on my cheek, wiping the tears.

"I never wanted to make you cry," she said. Despite what was happening there was a small smile on her face and an even small light of happiness in her eyes. "Oh, (N/N), I'm sorry." She closed her eyes. "Goodbye." And her hand fell from my cheek to her side.

I sat there in silence before breaking down and sobbing. A river of tears cascaded from my eyes as I hugged Asia's body to me. The only comfort I had was the hand of my twin brother on my shoulder. He knew I wasn't the hugging type so he stuck to what he could do. He really did know me, I never really liked touching but in truth I wouldn't have minded a hug in that moment.

"Hey, God, you there?" I heard Issei say behind me. I turned to look at him, wondering what he was doing. "Why are you doing this to (Y/N)? To him and Asia!? They've both just found someone they care about more than anything else and you kill one of 'em! What is this, her punishment!? For befriending a couple of Devils!? I'm sorry, and I'm sure (Y/N)'s sorry, okay!? So just bring her back!" I could tell that it hurt like a bitch to say, but he was doing it for me. I had to smile. I'd be sad about Asia for a while, sure, but there were still people here who cared about me. That was a small comfort.

"A Devil praying for forgiveness in a church?" Raynare's voice echoed from behind us. "And on the behalf of another Devil? That'd be funny if it wasn't so sad."

"What the fuck are you doing here!?" I demanded. "You've killed Asia, isn't that enough? Or are you such an insufferable little attention whore that you need to brag about it, too!?"

"Such a mess," she ignored me and gestured to a bleeding cut on her arm. "Blondie cut me on the way up here."

"I hope it stings like a bitch," I spat.

A green glow flowed from her hand when she touched her wound, and the cut vanished. "Amazing, isn't it? It doesn't matter how badly I'm injured, I can heal instantly."

"Nobody but you gives a shit," I growled, and this made her angry. She glared at me fiercely so I continued. "Asia didn't care, she didn't even care that she had power. She just wanted friends so she could live peacefully!"

"That wouldn't have been an option," she denied. "Humans can't live with a Sacred Gear. Humans have a tendency to fear what they don't understand, how long would she have lasted before they brought back the witch trials? This is the only ending she was ever gonna get."

"We could've kept her safe," Issei joined in the argument. "With me and (Y/N) there, nothing ever would've hurt her!"

"Yeah, good job with that," she laughed. "As you can see, she's dead. Nice work, heroes!" I could practically feel the venom in her words. We found her anger spot, she didn't like people disputing her opinions.

"Oh, shut the fuck up," I said. "It would have been so much better if you'd died. Well, actually it wouldn't have. That would imply that something positive came from your pathetic existence." I definitely got to her that time because a fuck-load of light sent me flying across the church and crashing into a wall on the other side.

"Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark." Bill commented.

"You think?" I hissed in pain.

"(Y/N)!" Issei shouted after me. "I won't fail to protect you again!" There was so much determination in that, I guess that explains what happened next. After all, Rias did say that Sacred Gears react to the feelings of the user.

(DRAGON BOOST!)

Came the voice of his Sacred Gear. I didn't know what it meant but suddenly Raynare looked to be shitting in her shorts. But only for a second. Issei charged her and she simply flipped out of the way.

"Don't you remember what I told you?" She asked incredulously. "Even if you triple your power, you'll never come close to defeating me!" Issei didn't listen, he just went in for another charge. During the fight I made my way back to the side of Asia's body and hugged her again.

"Are you still trying to test me?" Raynare asked him, clearly bored. She clearly wanted to end it quickly as she summoned two light spears and threw each of them into one of Issei's legs. Ouch, that had to hurt.

"Issei!" I yelled in distress. It was true, even after Asia died she wanted to kill Issei, too. She wanted to leave me with nothing.

"The searing pain of light is said to be the worst pain a Devil can experience," Raynera told Issei. "The burning in your bloodstream is said to be unbearable. What do you think?"

"This?" Issei asked, a new determination in his eyes. "This is nothing compared to what Asia went through, the emotional pain my twin Bro's going through." He gripped the two light spears and yanked them from his legs, spewing his blood everywhere as the light vanished. "I'll go through anything for (Y/N)!"

"A low-class Devil pulling the spears of light out?" Raynare questioned with a clap of her hands. "Incredible. If you'd lived through this you'd have become a force to be reckoned with."

"I'm still coming out of this," he told her. He fell over when he tried to walk.

"It won't do you any good," the bitch taunted. "Like I said, you did well. But there's no way you're walking out of here with your life."

I didn't really hear what Issei said next, he was too quiet. Something or another about Satan, apparently. What I did notice, however, was the glowing green light emanating from his Twice Critical. That took my interest pretty quickly, especially when he forced himself to stand up, surprising both me and Raynare. His Devil wings sprouted out of his back and he shouted something, I knew she was fucked when I heard it.

"LET ME DESTROY HER ASS!"

'Don't ask me how, but for some reason I got the impression that he wasn't going to lose.' I smirked at this.

"You tell me." Bill nodded. "This guy trying to be Goku."

"HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT!?" Raynare screamed in a panic. "YOU DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO NULL LIGHT! HOW ARE YOU NOT DYING!?"

"Don't get me wrong," Issei grunted. "It doesn't tickle. Hell, I feel like I'm about to pass out. But I don't care! I'LL FIGHT THROUGH IT IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE YOU DOWN!" His Sacred Gear's green light was brighter than ever as the Gear itself transformed. It had claws over his fingers now and looked almost scaly in appearance.

(EXPLOSION!)

Was the Sacred Gear's new word for the day. And it was certainly some form of explosion, I could feel the sudden radiation of pure power from over near Asia.

"That's not possible!" Raynare screamed in fear. "You can't be this strong! IT'S JUST A TWICE FUCKING CRITICAL!" She attempted to throw another light spear at Issei but he simply swatted it aside, then she tried to fly away and he grabbed her.

"You won't get away, bitch!" He announced.

"Y-You can't!" She cried. "I've been searching for too long! You can't do this!"

But yes he could. With a final battle cry he punched her clean through the wall of the church. A random thought occurred to me. Who was going to clean all this up? Then it vanished as quickly as it came.

Issei looked like he was about to collapse but Kiba caught him.

"Look at you, handling that on your own," Kiba praised my brother.

"Yeah, thanks," Issei thanked him.

"How long have you been watching?" I asked curiously. Timing was never that convenient in real life.

"A while," he confirmed. "Had to stay back, Rias' orders, sorry." I saw said redhead coming into the room with Akeno.

"I thought you'd figured it out already." She turned to look at my brother. "I believed in you, I knew you would defeat her." It was then that I noticed two faces I didn't recognize, currently unconscious probably courtesy of Akeno.

"You really took my idea for consideration." I said stoically rather than my humor manner.

"Have you been crying?" Akeno asked as she approached me. I simply nodded and looked down at Asia's corpse. Akeno nodded in understanding and gave me a quick hug.

"Thanks." I smiled at her. I truly appreciated the gesture.

"Did someone... order this..." came the voice of Koneko at the same time as the church doors slammed shut. The small girl was dragging none other than Raynare with her into the building.

"Raynare, I presume," Rias guessed. Raynare looked up at her and recoiled. "I am Rias Gremory. Also known as the next head of the house of Gremory."

"Gremory?" Raynare asked in shock. "How the hell did I not realise that?"

"It's lovely to meet you but there's no time to chat," Rias said. Her smile was very concerning. At this point even I had gone to witness what was about to take place. Rias dropped a single black feather in front of Raynare. "Sadly, it's time for you to join that friend of yours I ran into earlier. He was rather rude to me."

"So you killed Donut-seek?" I asked.

"Hehehe, nice one." Bill give me a thumbs up.

"I have tons but he's dead already."

"Rias' fuse is long," Kiba said. "But if pushed, she lives up to her title as 'Empress of Annihilation'."

"I didn't know I was part of such a hardcore group," Issei admitted. "Neat."

"Why did you get involved?" Raynare growled.

"After Donaseek attacked Issei, I discovered the plan you and your group had to attack this town," Rias said. "Normally I would have stayed out of it, but you seemed insistent on attacking my team."

"So you did it defend me and (Y/N)?" Issei asked. Rias turned to him, surprised at something.

"Wow, look at you. I didn't even notice your Sacred Gear. It's called a Red Dragon, which explains a lot, actually. Did you see this, (Y/N)? You weren't defeated by a Twice Critical Sacred Gear, no need to be too embarrassed."

"What?" Raynare asked. Within Rias' next sentence I saw the rage in her eyes build like nothing I'd ever seen.

"This Sacred Gear automatically doubles its user's power every ten seconds, allowing him to transcend both God and Satan at will. It's one of the 13 forms of Longinus. The strongest level of the Red Dragon Emperor is called Boosted Gear."

"This pathetic little shit has the power to fight off God?" Raynare asked in rage, fear and confusion.

"The only downside is that it takes a long time to start up because of its immense power. He only beat you because you let your guard down. If only you'd learnt that lesson earlier. And be glad that you didn't fight (Y/N)."

"You know what..." I put down Asia's corpse on the floor as I stood up, showing them my red flame on my left eyes. "I really want to test something that I've been holding on for the past hour. You're be a perfect subject, Raynare~"

"Oh, you doing what I'm think it is?" Bill became excited. "Do it! Do it!"

Rias looked at me, confused before shivering a bit from my deathly aura. "If you said so,"

I made my way to the Fallen Angel as she shivered in fear, looking at me. "W-What are you d-doing?" She stuttered, backing away until she hit the wall behind her.

"Telling everyone that...Dream Demon aren't just a name..." And with that, I touched her forehead before entering into the mindscape.

[Dream]

I opened my eyes and saw that Raynare currently in confused of where are we. We were now in same church but currently burning to ground. She looked at me as I smiled deviously.

"W-Where are we?!" She shrieked in fear.

"This?" I pointed at the area. "This is mindscape. My mindscape to be exact. I had to admit, it hard for someone to make me mad but you takes the cake of making me angry." I walked towards her before summoning chains that wrapped her around the body. "If my brother sees this, he would think that we're doing some kinky shit in our mind right now."

"Let me out of here!" She tried to get herself out of the chains before shouting in pain as increase the heat of it. "STOP! PLEASE IT'S HURTS!"

"Oh come on darling~" I ran my hand on her cheek, showing a devilish smile. "We're just getting started..."

"Oi, don't get over yourself." Bill floated in, scaring the Fallen Angel more than she is. "Even though we're immortal in this realm, doesn't mean your body isn't."

"Why you're telling me that now?!" I deadpanned at the flying Dorito.

"What is that thing?" Raynare asked in shock yet terrified.

"Hey, I have a name you know!" Bill glared at her. "I'm Bill Cipher, please to beat you."

"Yeah, we're going to show you some compilation of nightmare inducing torture." I simply told her with a menacing smile. "Enjoy!"

And with that, I put my hand on her eyes and here is where the fun began.

Third Person's POV

[Reality]

Everyone was staring at both of Raynera and (Y/N) as both of their head were slumped, indicating they were in sleep state. Issei looked at the woman who has tormented his brother shivering, with her mouth were open wide.

"What in the world is happening right now?" Issei asked.

"I don't know...what every it is...it must be terrifying..." Rias commented, before they heard the Fallen Angel woman screamed in fear even in her sleeping state

(Y/N)'s POV

[Dream]

Currently, I was torturing Raynare with nightmares by showing her every dead sequence that can happen to her. From ripping her apart to burning her alive to even complete annihilation, nothing stopping me for showing her all the incoming doom while mentally injuring her with it.

"S-stop! Please, I'm begging you! P-Please stop this torture!" She begged. Even in the mindscape, she still injured from a lot of my torture.

"After all the torment you done to me? I begs differ." I snapped my finger before burning her once more. I don't know why but this quite fun. Is this how Akeno's feel? "Having fun yet~?"

"Stop! I'll do anything! Anything!"

This perks my interest as I snapped my finger to stop the burning. She fall down to the ground, panting hardly after all the torture. I crouched down towards her level, lifting her head up.

"Is that true, Raynare?" I inquired.

She nodded vigourisly. "Yes, anything but this horror!"

I thought about it for a bit before nodding my head. "Fine then." I stretched my hand towards her. "I'll stop this torture if you willing to be my servant for life. Also, give back Asia's Sacred Gear? Do we have a deal?"

She reluctantly looked at my hand. She slowly reached out before accepting my handshake. I smiled slowly at her.

"Welcome to my Peerage, Raynare." I announced before raising my hand. "Now, it's time to wake up."

SNAP!

[Reality]

I opened my eyes and caught a now fainted fallen angel on my hand. I put her down to the floor before sighed in relief. I turned around towards my friends and brother, giving them a reassure smile.

"It's over..." My smile turns into frown, losing all the flames on my eyes.

The next thing I knew the glowing green rings that were Asia's Sacred Gear were in Rias' hands. She turned to me, I think because I was closest to Asia.

"These are beautiful," she said. "Shall we return them?" I was silent. I didn't see what the point would be. Asia would still be dead. But I nodded anyway.

"Yeah," I agreed. It didn't feel right for them to be anywhere else as far as I was concerned.

I didn't expect her to give me the rings and let me put them on her myself, but she did. I slipped a ring onto a finger on each of Asia's hands. I smiled softly at how peaceful she looked, almost as if asleep.

"I'm sorry, guys," I apologized. "I was the one who wanted to come here. And in the end it turned out to be pointless. I endangered all of our lives for nothing."

"Don't apologize, bro," Issei said. "You did what was right by you, we can't expect more than that." That's what I like about my brother, despite the perversion he did say some helpful things sometimes. Even if he was paraphrasing Captain Jack Sparrow.

"You're new to this world and you don't know how things work," Rias told me. It sounded like she was trying to comfort me. "I know you don't understand but, have you ever seen one of these?" I turned my head to see Rias holding up a Bishop Chess piece.

"Are you gonna do what I think you're gonna do?" I asked, hope filling my voice.

"Oh, so you do understand," Rias said, pleasantly surprised. "The Bishop's position is to support and heal the other Devils. Maybe the timing is perfect, I could use a good clergyman. Our good sister is about to be born again into the Underworld. But..." She then tossed the piece at me, giving me a smile. "I think you need it more than me."

I gently smiled. The chess piece had been placed on Asia's chest. There was a magic circle put under Asia's body which I stood over and said a sort of incantation. It went like this:

"In the name of (Y/N) Hyoudou, I call to Asia Argento. Hear my command. Return thy soul from the shadows of death to the human realm. Rise once more as my demon servant. Rejoice for you have been given new life! Wake as my healer and clergyman!"

The magic circle glowed and the Bishop sank into Asia's body. Her Sacred Gear glowed green as if too sank into her body, and then something great happened. Her eyes fluttered open.

"You're alive," I just barely choked out through the tears of joy.

"You're in charge of protecting her, now," Rias told me as she turned to walk away. "You are her master, after all."

"(N/N)," came Asia's heavenly voice from beside me. "A-Am I here?" I couldn't hold back anymore. I absorbed her in a huge hug.

"Of course you're here," I told her. "And don't you ever leave again. You hear me?" Once again I couldn't stop myself and I ended up kissing her on the forehead. Not a lip kiss but still pretty far for me. She blushed red as a ripe apple.

It was kinda weird the amount of warm smiles I got from Akeno and Koneko. I guess they just found the scene heartwarming. Kiba, of course, smiled too. He never does anything else.

The moment was perfect.

[Timeskip]

"The way you threw her through that window was so badass!" I praised Issei as we entered the ORC clubroom the next morning.

"I've seen better." Bill commented as he floats right into the club.

"Yeah, but let's not forget how you made a propelling board in front of that Freed dick," he reminded me. "That was awesome. But still, those mind demon of your is quite terrifying. I almost couldn't sleep last night because of the screaming coming from Raynare."

"It's Dream Demon." I corrected him. "Besides, I want to use my new found power by showing her not to mess with the Hyoudou Twins."

"You tell me!" He grinned.

"I didn't expect you two to be here this morning," Rias said from the sofa.

"With Asia's healing power it's like those wounds never existed," Issei told her.

"Why didn't you think I'd be here?" I asked.

"You looked exhausted," she told me.

"I was, but I've never needed much sleep," I told her. "Two or three hours normally does me."

"I have a question," Issei addressed Rias. "If we're named after chess pieces, does that mean all the positions are represented?"

"It does," Rias answered.

"So if we're Pawns, that means you can have seven more of me on your board," Issei said glumly. I admit that it would be good to feel special for a change. "Which is totally cool, I understand if we're not enough for you. That was a joke, I'm completely stable and secure." I laughed at the last part, earning a small glare from my older brother.

"You are the only Pawns I'll ever need," Rias said. She got up and walked to Issei, I backed off to give them space. "When a human becomes a Devil, the amount of Evil Pieces they consume depends on what special abilities that person takes to contribute." She hugged Issei around the neck from behind, causing him to blush. "For you and your brother I had 1 Knight, 1 Rook, 1 Bishop and 8 Pawns. After I decided I wanted to bring you back as my servant I had to use all 8 of my Pawns on you."

"So he's well above average," I summarized. "Finally, you have something to be proud off rather than you're collection of your porn magazines."

"Stop it!" He scolded me.

"Hey, roast machine cannot been stopped and you know it! You're the only ammunition I need for roasting."

"Hey!"

"I'm proud of you, my student." Bill wiped his fake tears from his left eyes. Did I mention that he enjoyed his human form more rather than his usual? I guess he really gonna stuck with it then.

"It was well worth those Pawns to get the Boosted Gear of Longinus," Rias continued. She took Issei's face in her hand and looked him close in the eyes. "The Crimson Haired Princess of Ruin and the Red Dragon Emperor. I don't know if we could be more perfectly matched. Strive to become the mightiest Pawn, I have absolute faith that you'll be able to achieve this."

Then Rias gave him a forehead kiss. Yep, Issei was definitely enjoying himself that day.

"Just a little spell to raise your stamina," Rias explained.

"Sweet," Issei said. "I've always wanted porn star stamina."

"And he's back on being a pervert." Bill facepalmed. "To be fair, he's always a one."

"You've ruined the moment," I deadpanned at his last statement. "Think use your head, not your dick."

"You'll have to beef up your strength to become a better Pawn," she went on as if she hadn't heard him. "And someone's very happy to see (Y/N) this morning." She winked (encouraging wink, not teasing wink) at me and gestured to the doorway.

I turned to said doorway to see Asia in our school uniform, and she looked CUTE!

"Good morning, Asia," I greeted, trying to hide my steadily increasing blush.

"You like a little girl in Christmas." Bill teased, poking my cheek.

"Oi!"

"G-Good morning, (N/N), Mr. Cipher" Asia greeted back. I think she started thinking something naughty because then she started praying for forgiveness of her 'dirty thoughts' and wound up on the floor with a headache. For some reason, she can see Bill after joining my Peerage.

"Are you alright?" I laughed a little as I helped her up.

"God isn't very receptive to the prayers of Devils," Rias explained to her.

"Yeah, he probably hates me now for becoming a Devil," Asia said with a tint of sadness.

"How do you feel about it?" Rias asked her.

"Oh, I'm fine," Asia smiled at us. "The best part is that I get to be with (Y/N) forever! That's all I ever really wanted."

'Most. Enthusiastic. Girl. Ever.' I thought.

"Too enthusiastic." Bill creates a couch to sit down.

"That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me," I admitted. "That uniform really suits you, by the way."

"Does it, really?" She asked as she twirled around to show me the whole thing.

"Yeah, I didn't think it was possible but you might actually be more beautiful now." What the hell happened to make me this smooth?

"I don't know, maybe because of the fedora you're wearing." Bill commented.

'Oh well, her blush means 1 point for me!'

"Good morning, everyone," Kiba said as he walked in with Koneko behind him.

"I'm almost... glad to see... you're not dead..." she said to Issei. Then she turned to me, pushed me down onto the sofa and sat on my lap.

"Whoa, where did this come from!?" I asked in a mild panic. 'Had I done something to her brain?'

"This one on you, kid." Bill chuckled. "Man, I love human form."

"Rather than... a week... I get you... for a day... and your lap... is my new seat..." she said bluntly. In the end I just rolled with it, making Asia's eyes brim with tears. Damn, gonna need to fix that later.

"Good to see you're all here," Akeno cheerfully said as she walked in with a trolley of plates and a big cake. "I got a cake so we can officially welcome our new member!"

The cake was placed in the middle of the table, cut, shared out.

"Where's our cake when we first arrive?" I deadpanned, and then I heard someone barging through the door.

"MASTER, YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR LUNCH!" And there she is...I regret the decision on making her my servant as Raynare comes in holding a lunch box on her hand and was wearing an apron. You know, she does look cute but this is just ridiculous.

"I told you stop calling me that!" I shouted in anger. "I know that I am your master but calling me one isn't necessary!"

"But you are my master~" Raynare comes and sit by my side.

"She's right you know." Bill pointed out, while drinking on some tea.

"Sees, even your friend agree with me, master."

"Oh, I forgot that you can see him too..." I facepalmed.

"What did you actually do to make her do that?" Issei gawked in shock. "TEACH ME, SENSEI!"

"FOR FUCK SAKE!" I flipped him off as Koneko and Raynare began to fight for dominance to sit on my lap.

Yup...our life definitely got more interesting...

"Sure is, kid! Hehehehehe..."

Third Person's POV

Unbeknownst to the group in the clubroom, they were being watched. There was a marvelous red-feathered bird sat outside their window. A Phoenix. And using its eyes to spy on the group was a young blonde man and a group of 15 beautiful girls.

The man was laughing. "Wasn't that a sweet ending?" he asked the girls. "Gag me." The disgust in his voice was not hidden in any way. And then he continued laughing, looking forward to his upcoming wedding day.

Author's Note:

Me: Arc one is down!

Deadpool: Brilliant! You decide to change this story. But not weird enough for me.

Me: Oh, it's gonna get weirder with Weirdmagaddon unlocked.

Deadpool: Oh boy...