Y/n: [I'm...]
Reaper sans: [She's...]
You are furious, death is in disbelief.
Y/n: "my whole life...was a f*cking lie!? Not to mention how painfully obvious it is that you like her! Most likely the only reason you continued with me was because of her wasn't it?!"
Reaper sans: "I-"[didnt know]
Y/n: "you f*cking asshole! You felt nothing for me, yet you continued to lead me on! Not to mention the reason you did was because of that f*cking bitch, who let my mother die! Then turned me into something else! Then gave me away to the first f*cking person willing to accept a kid!"
Reaper sans: "she-"[saved you?]
Y/n: "shut the f*ck up! How can you defend her!? And she even f*cking planned us to meet! She even planned how I would feel about you! Dont you even get it!? I was born yours, then she made it so i was even more so! She made it so she isnt comeing back till you move on from her, cuz she doesn't feel that way about you! So she literally made it impossible for you to kill me, in hopes that you'd fall for me over her!"
Reaper sans: "what do you-"[mean?]
Y/n: "she wont come back till we are 'together' ya know what she means by that?! She doesn't want to come back until you love me like I f*cking love you! She knows you love her! Yet she still thinks in some f*cking way, you could share my f*cking feelings! But you dont love me, you never have, have you?! No matter how hard I try, you'll never reciprocate my feelings!"
Reaper sans: "I-"[didnt know]
Y/n: "I dont even know if I can ever go home...i cant really call it home anymore can I?!
But that doesn't matter to you does it!? You only care about her!"
Reaper sans: "Quiet!"
Y/n: "what?!"
Reaper sans: "I said shut your f*cking mouth for just one second and let me speak!"
You shush.
Reaper sans: "I didnt know! I didnt know about your mother! I didnt know that Tori did this! And I sure as hell didnt know that you were related to lily white!"
Y/n: "you knew her?"
Reaper sans: "I...she...its complicated..."
Y/n: "talk. I have eternity now to listen."
Reaper sans: "stop bringing that up please!"
Y/n: "cant promise anything"
Reaper sans: "ugh! Anyways! she was...the first deaths flower...and she was beautiful...and she didnt run away...she wasnt scared of me being death an all...i grew fond of her...she was the first girl I ever loved..."
Y/n: "wait but I thought life introduced you to deaths flower?"
Reaper sans: "well she was how I found out that it switch over to flowers instead of people..."
Y/n: "wait what?"
Reaper sans: "ok so...back then when lily was still alive...the other people saw how she didnt fear me and...they killed her in my name...i was mortified...but I had a job...i had to reap her...so I gave her the 'perfect death' for her, and did something I wanted to do since I first saw her...i kissed her...and they unfortunately saw it as me accepting thier 'gift'...and so after that...every first born female descendant was 'gifted' to me, and I fell for more than one of them, but Tori didnt know so she didnt get why I made that pun..."
Y/n: "pun? Wait..."
Reaper sans: "heh, yeah..."
A tear runs down his cheek.
Reaper sans: "rose white...she was...something special..."
Y/n: "tell me about her..."
Reaper sans: "we met in a similar way me and lily did, though she was much more direct about her feelings towards me..."
Y/n: "what do you mean?"
Reaper sans: "well...when she first saw me she walked straight up to me and asked me out...i was shocked at first, but when I found out she was one of deaths flowers...i knew why she wasnt scared of me...none of deaths flowers were ever scared of me...because of lily, lily wanted me to be happy...so she passed down her love for me through every deaths flower, so that I would always feel loved...and rose, she definitely succeeded in that...she always was quite romantic..."
Y/n: "what did she look like?"
Reaper sans: "she had red- ish hair, that she always kept in a ponytail with little flowers in it, and she had emerald green eyes, and she was only slightly shorter than me, and she loved raspberrys, so her lips were often stained red from all the raspberries she'd eat, and she loved flowers and sometimes we'd chase each other through empty fields, and around river banks, I'd always make sure not to touch anything because she got mad if I killed any of her flowers, and she'd laugh at my jokes, and her laugh was one of the most beautiful things I had ever heard."
Y/n: "jokes?"
Reaper sans: "right youve never heard them have you, never heard my puns in person either...welp its probably because I was so serious that my funny bone wasnt working, or maybe its because of how bone tired I am? Who nose?"
You attempt to keep in a laugh but ultimately fail.
He knows that laugh.
Reaper sans: "you have her laugh you know...you have the laugh I fell in love with..."
You blush immensely.
Reaper sans: "to say i never had feelings for you would be a lie...because when I first met you there was something about you that drew me closer, I just dont get how the puzzle pieces didnt click sooner."
Y/n: "Hmm...your right...that is pretty...puzzleing"
He notices the pun and bursts out laughing.
You cant help but smile.
He smiles back.
Y/n: "can we just forget about all of the sh*t and start over?"
Reaper sans: "heh, yeah sure why not..."
Y/n: "hi...im y/n."
Reaper sans: "hi...im known as reaper, death, and sans, but you can call me sans."
Y/n: "I heard you have some killer jokes?"
Reaper sans: "yep, I bet your dying to hear them."
Y/n: "the waiting might just be the death of me."
Reaper: "why did they t-shirt guy have a big red spot on his shirt?"
Y/n: "why?"
Reaper sans: "because he dye-d."
You both fall over laughing.
Reaper sans: "why are skeletons the ideal mate?"
Y/n: "why?"
Reaper sans: "because their big boned, and got lots of pas-shin."
You both continue laughing.
Your both to busy cracking jokes to notice the fish goddess approaching behind you.
Undyne: "sans! What are you doing with that human?! And what the heck is going on with you?!"
He groans and looks over to you.
Reaper sans: "do ya mind letting me show her so she'll leave us somewhat alone?"
Y/n: "go ahead."
He grabs your hand and instantly the ground underneath you comes back to life, while undyne just stares in disbelief.
Reaper sans: "by the way this only works with me AND her."
Undyne just stands there trying to process this.
Y/n: "huh, I thought she would fish for more answers?"
Undyne looks like she's gonna kill you.
You both burst out laughing again.

And everything just feels right...