*SHHHHCCC*
"L to Mello...come in Mello."
*SHHHCCC*
"Mello here. My girlfriend has gone crazy. And I have Matt on the couch while Near is playing the violin. His girlfriend kicked him....there.", a sad song can be heard in the back round.
"Light is currently with me while mine and his girlfriends fight to the death in the living room.", L said slightly scared.
"Here lies Matt. A great partner but, a complete dumb-", shattered glass is heard on L's end.
"We are all going to die....", Light says.
"Guys....I can't feel I th-thing.I feel like I'm going to die.", Matt says faintly.
"I feel like you slightly deserved it. If you play video games all day and I wanted to watch some tv I would hit you too". Mello said jokingly.
"Now is not the time for joke...", Matt replys.

The violin that played in the background stopped.
"My hands hurt. I'm taking a break.", Near says as he went to play with a stuffed animal.
A loud banging noise can be heard from Mello's end.
"I'd like to say sorry for kicking Matt...and I may or may not have shown the girls where I found a secret stash of chocolate.", Matt's girlfriend said.
Mello then faces the door," You found WHAT?!"
"Nothing!", she said quickly as footstep went down a hall. Mello rips the door open and chases the girl down the hall. The other two were chilling on the couch watching a show called, "Bob's burgers.", it's funny sometimes. Near decided to move his stuffed animals into the living room and joined the girls. That left Matt alone crying.

L and light on the other hand...their girlfriend's are trying to rip each other to pieces.
"God bless me and this cake.", L said lazily. While L was eating his cake, Light was busy attempting to study.

And secretly praying no-one dies.