Kokonoe: There's a limit to how much power one can have. But sometimes there's such thing as having too much power. Like with these eight fighters.

Junko: CC Goku, the strongest version of Son Goku.

Neptune: Archie Sonic, the fastest Sonic of all the Sonics.

Kokonoe: Medaka Kurokami, the undefeated Abnormal.

Ann: Momoyo Kawakami, the War Goddess who is probably not related to my teacher.

Junko: Madoka Kaname, the Goddess Magical Girl that nearly got screwed over by a cat.

Neptune: Reimu, the lazy Shrine Maiden.

Junko: Asriel, the other God in this thing.

Ann: And Omnimon, the digimon knight.

Kokonoe: The stage is set and the combatants are ready.

Junko: Let's Fuck Reality with a DEATH BATTLLLLE!!!

In the middle of Tokyo, all the combatants had gathered together.

Momoyo: Well now, what a wide variety of powerful faces.

Goku: Heh, you noticed too?

Asriel: More like powerless. None of you are above me.

Medaka: Is that a challenge? How about we have a little duel to decide?

Madoka: A duel? Um... you mean like a fight?

Reimu: Hmm... not really feeling it but I guess it wouldn't hurt.

Omnimon: Anything to preserve justice!

Sonic: Is this really how the writers plan on starting this fight? Oh well, it sounds like fun. Let's see who's faster!

https://youtu.be/mS8jdEBf8IU

And in the blink of an eye, everyone scattered and started fighting each other. Medaka had stepped back and looked up to see who was gonna face her. She saw Momoyo stepping up for the challenge.

Medaka: So, you're my first opponent.

Momoyo: You looked tough. I thought it wouldn't hurt to take you on first.

Medaka: Very well. Let's go!

The two girls dashed at each other and clashed fists, causing a shockwave that tore buildings apart. 

Meanwhile, Goku was flying over Sonic as he started shooting ki blasts at him. Sonic was dodging them all as the blasts were causing massive explosions around them. Goku teleported in front of Sonic, who quickly jumped up and went for an incredibly powerful kick. Goku used both arms to block it.

Goku: RAAAAAAGH!!!

Goku unleashed a burst of power and pushed Sonic back. The blue blur landed on his feet and looked at Goku with a smile.

Sonic: Heh, well what do you know?

Goku smiled. He stretched his shoulders before jumping up and down a bit, warming himself up. He then got into a fighting stance and Sonic dashed at him and went for a spindash. Goku blocked it and Sonic bounced upwards. He went for a kick and Goku went for a punch as they clashed and knocked each other back.

Goku: Kamehameha!

He unleashed a blast of energy that sent Sonic flying up into the air. Goku flew up at him and went for a kick. Sonic went for a punch and they clashed again. Goku then went for a punch, but Sonic grabbed his arm and pulled himself above him.

Sonic: Too slow!

He kicked Goku straight down to where Medaka and Momoyo were. The two girls saw this and quickly jumped back as Goku landed on his feet between them. They were about to strike at him but Goku suddenly extended his arms.

Goku: Ha!

He unleashed a burst of energy at both of them. Medaka managed to stay on her feet, but Momoyo was sent flying away. She crashed straight into a building above Reimu, who was resting on a bench.

Reimu: Ugh... could you guys at least roughhouse a little quieter?

She opened one eye to see Madoka pointing an arrow at her.

Reimu: Hm? Are you sure I'm the one you wanna fight?

Medoka: Of course!

Reimu: Ugh... fine...

She suddenly appeared behind Madoka.

Reimu: Let's get this over with. Madoka turned her bow into a staff and they both swung their weapons and clashed, creating a shockwave around them. 

As multiple shockwaves and explosions were erupting through the city, Asriel was floating over everyone.

Asriel: Hmph.

He looked up to see Omnimon dashing at him and attempting to stab him with the Grey Sword, but Asriel summoned his own two blades and blocked his strike. 

Asriel: Nice try.

He pushed Omnimon back and raised his hands, causing it to rain down fire. Everyone noticed and quickly started dodging before Asriel suddenly replaced the fire with entire stars raining down from above, creating massive explosions. Momoyo was dodging them all as she jumped up a building.

Momoyo: Kawakami-Style, Killer Butterfly!

She sent multiple balls of energy at him and Asriel dodged all of them as Momoyo flew up to punch his face. Asriel dodged her strike and swung his blade, slicing into Momoyo's chest and knocking her through several buildings. He then summoned his Chaos Buster and fired three giant lasers at her. She got up and saw this before turning into a giant dragon and unleashing a burst of electricity. They clashed but Asriel completely overwhelmed her as the blast caused a huge explosion, obliterating her as well as the Earth itself. Everyone saw this and landed on a chunk of rubble from the Earth.

Asriel: Whoops, maybe I went a little overboard.

Sonic: You think?

Omnimon was right above Sonic as he swung his sword. Sonic saw this coming and quickly dodged his strike. Omnimon then aimed his blaster at Asriel and fired. Asriel quickly turned into a giant skull before firing a giant blast of his own that quickly overpowered Omnimon and engulfed everyone in a bright light.

Omnimon: Enough!

The light dispersed as Omnimon went into his Merciful Mode. He looked at Asriel who was now in his true form.

Asriel: Ha! I haven't even been using a fraction of my power!

As he said that, a bunch of Madoka clones surrounded them. Omnimon fired his blasters and with three shots, got rid of almost all of them. Asriel then unleashed a bunch of energy bolts at him, but they had no effect. Omnimon swung one of his blades and chopped Asriel clean in half.

Asriel: Im... possible...

Omnimon aimed a blaster and blew Asriel to smithereens. After that, he looked forward and saw Medokas staff had grown huge. She swung it and sent Omnimon flying into the moon. She then aimed her bow and charged its power. She quickly switched targets to Goku who was flying at her. She fired the arrow and he quickly summoned a shield of ki to block it. He quickly turned to Super Saiyan Blue and knocked it away before firing a bunch of ki blast at her. She flew up and started dodging them while firing thousands of arrows of her own.

Meanwhile, Omnimon began to recover. He looked up to see Sonic flying at him for a spindash. Omnimon blocked the attack and pushed him back.

Omnimon: Did you really think that would beat me?! It's over... All Delete!

Omnimon swung his swords and the Seven Chaos Emeralds circled around Sonic. He suddenly glowed and blocked Omnimon's attack.

Omnimon: What?

https://youtu.be/DZCXwjAru-s

Sonic opened his eyes with a smile as he was now Super Sonic. Omnimon swung his other blade.

Sonic: Now I'll show you!

Suddenly, Sonic was attacking Omnimon from all angles at an impossible speed. Omnimon swung his swords, creating a shockwave around him that knocked Sonic back, who flew right back at him and sent him straight through the moon. Omnimon recovered and they both started dashing and striking at each other with amazing speeds. Bright lights and explosions went off everywhere as they passed Medaka, who was flying after Reimu. The shrine maiden saw this as Medaka went for a punch, but Reimu dodged it with ease, letting Medaka fly towards a giant meteor. Medaka quickly flew behind it and pushed it towards Reimu, who quickly dodged it, letting it fly towards Madoka and Goku, who were fighting on a giant space rock. Madoka saw it and quickly teleported away. Goku also saw it and put his hands together.

Goku: Kame... hame... HAAAA!!!!

He fired a huge blast that blew the meteor to pieces. Medaka jumped down and landed right behind Goku. She burst with power and went into her War God Mode. Both Goku and Medaka faced each other as Reimu and Medoka dashed at them. Medaka kicked Medoka away as Goku elbowed Reimu in the gut, knocking her back. The two looked at each other again and Medaka smiled.

Medaka: This is fun. I didn't think I'd see old and new faces. And my first of these to happen in space. If this fight is my last, I'd be glad that it was this thrilling!

Goku: Heh... Kaioken!

The blue aura around him burst even stronger and was coated with red.

Medaka: Might as well ask again. Kaio wha-

Goku went for a double dropkick and Medaka blocked it with both arms. She pushed him back and he landed on his feet before going to kick her in the face. She quickly ducked to dodge it and went for a punch to his gut. Goku caught her arm and threw her. Before she was sent flying, Goku grabbed her by the hair and started swinging her around before throwing her. Medaka caught herself and dashed back at Goku. Meanwhile, Goku dashed at her as well. All while Reimu and Madoka fired off thousands of projectiles at them.  Explosions started to surround them and before they could clash, Sonic kicked Omnimon right down at them. They saw this and both jumped back as the impact split the rock they were on in half. Omnimon recovered and swung his sword at Goku, who blocked it with his shield and was sent flying through planets. The last planet he crashed into blew up as he turned to Ultra Instinct. Medaka went after him first, but he was already behind her as she was hit a thousand times without even noticing. Sonic then dashed at him and went for a kick, but Goku dodged it and elbowed Sonic into the Sun. He then looked up to see Omnimon dashing at him and swinging both his blades. Goku made a giant Avatar that caught his arms.

Omnimon: Do you truly believe you can match me with that?!

Omnimon released the hod and cut the Avatar in half. Goku managed to dodge it and fly after him, hitting him with a dragon-infused fist that sent him flying as well. He went past Madoka who went to face Goku herself.

https://youtu.be/hfNf7agiQqk

Madoka fired several arrows at once and Goku dodged all of them. He threw a Ki blast at her and she managed to dodge that as her arrows turned to clones of herself. Each clone shot even more arrows at him and caused a huge explosion that Goku quickly dispersed and made a shockwave around him, knocking back all the Madoka. Reimu then managed to get above Goku and swing her staff. Goku caught it and went to punch her in the gut, but his fist suddenly went through her body. He was surprised as Reimu fired two knives at him. He leaned back and dodged as the knives merely grazed his hair. He kicked Reimu away and put his hands together.

Goku: Ka... me...

Omnimon came back from behind and swung his blade, but Goku flipped up to dodge it with his hands still together.

Goku: Ha... me...

Omnimon fired a huge beam of energy and Goku quickly teleported right above him.

Goku: HAAA!!!

He blasted a giant beam of Ki at Omnimon, who was blocking it with his blades. Madoka then fired a gigantic arrow, causing Goku to cancel his attack and fly upwards. Omnimon saw the arrow and quickly dodged it as well. Before Goku could fire off attacks on the two of them, he looked up only to see Medaka in her Altered God Mode, unleashing a devastating kick that blew Goku's head into smithereens. Madoka started charging another arrow as Medaka looked right at Omnimon with a smile. She dashed at him and Omnimon unleashed a ray that froze everything to Absolute Zero. Medaka was unaffected as she was already right behind him.

Medaka: Too late.

Omnimon looked at himself to see a ton of nails through his body and his arms sewed together before ripping off.

Omnimon: What?! But how?!

Medaka: Now, stay still for me.

He suddenly found himself unable to move as Medoka fired a giant beam of energy that completely engulfed Omnimon and destroyed him until there was nothing left. 

Medaka: That takes care of that... now then...

Both Medaka and Madoka went to face each other. Before they could fight, a star blew up and caught their attention.

https://youtu.be/bcUaeVQYJC4

Sonic had opened his eyes with a smile as he was now Ultra Sonic.  He looked at both of them then looked up as Reimu threw a giant Yin-Yang ball at all of them.

Reimu: Take this!

They all quickly dodged it as Sonic flew at her. He went for a kick, but Reimu made a barrier that blocked his attack. She fired several cards at him and he quickly dodged them. Reimu got back and fired thousands of projectiles at everyone. As Sonic dodged them and flew back at her, Medaka was flying towards Madoka, who was firing projectiles of her own. She made five clones and Medaka's speed clones were right in front of them, running into them and sending them flying along with everything around them. Madoka was surprised as Medaka was right in front of her and going for a punch. Madoka made a shield around her but Medaka punched right through it, sending her flying into Reimu.

Reimu: Ow! Hey, watch it!

Madoka: Sorry!

Sonic dashed at Reimu and she swung her staff to knock him away. As that happened, Medaka flew at Madoka who fired an arrow that sent her flying into an asteroid. She got up with a smile.

Medaka: Heh... now this is fun... alright... all my physical limitations... are nothing!

Medaka burst with power as she transformed again, this time to her End God Mode. She dashed at Madoka at an incredible speed and hit her with a clothesline that ripped her in half. She phased right through Reimu and went straight after Sonic.

Sonic: Chaos Control!

Sonic fired a giant burst of Chaos Energy and blasted Medaka with it. She started to resist as she went to punch him in the face, but before she could she was blown out of existence. Reimu saw this and quickly flew after Sonic. He pulled out his light sword as Reimu swung her staff and they clashed. Reimu went for a quick kick and knocked his sword out of his hands before striking him with the staff and knocking him back. He spun around and made a giant tornado, causing Reimu to spin around within it. She swung her staff again and dispersed it before dashing at Sonic. She swung the staff but Sonic dodged with a portal right behind him trying to suck her in.

Reimu: Crap!

Reimu quickly turned around, trying to get away from the portal but Sonic quickly kicked her in the face and knocked her into it before closing the portal shut. Reimu opened her eyes as she was in a random Zone.

Reimu: Eh? Where is this place?

She looked up only to see another portal open up. It was the Law of Cycles that Madoka was walking out of taking the form of a Goddess. There were four other magical girls with her.

Reimu: Great. You're still alive...

Sayaka: Is this the one who's been giving you a hard time?

Kyouko: Heh, let's get rid of her quickly!

The four magical girls dashed at her, but Reimu had already passed them and took them out within seconds.

Reimu: Don't interfere in fights you can't win. Now as for you...

She pointed her staff at Madoka.

Reimu: I'll take you down quickly.

https://youtu.be/V4FwngqyHR4

Madoka had four guns rise from the ground as two Yin-Yang balls circled around Reimu. She dashed at her and fired multiple cards at her. Madoka dodged them and shot the guns at her. Reimu dodged the bullets easily and Madoka quickly paused time. As soon as she did, Reimu disappeared.

Madoka: Huh?

Time resumed and Reimu was right in front of her. She shot a blast of energy out of her hand but Madoka flew to the side to dodge it. Red chains appeared around Reimu as ribbons wrapped around her, preventing her from using her powers. Madoka flew above her as she threw a spear. Reimu broke out the ribbons and made a barrier that ripped through the chains. The spear bounced off the barrier and Reimu channeled the power of a God. Madoka summoned two flaming swords as Reimu shined a bright light. Madoka dashed at her and Reimu unleashed a giant explosion.

Meanwhile, Sonic landed on an asteroid as he was down to one knee. Suddenly, a bunch of cards appeared around them. He quickly paused time and dashed away before they could strike him. Then a portal suddenly opened and Reimu popped out of it. She swung her staff and Sonic quickly flew back to dodge it. He fired a bunch of energy blasts that Reimu dodged as she fired thousands of projectiles of her own. Sonic was dodging all of them and Reimu fired several Yin-Yang orbs. 

Sonic: Too slow!

He teleported beside her and went for a kick but his strike only phased through her. She swung her staff and Sonic blocked it as he was sent flying into the Sun. He started to manipulate the flames of the Sun and sent them right at Reimu, who made a giant barrier and blocked the flames. 

https://youtu.be/dVntQz1g9jQ

Sonic did a quick spindash at her and broke through the barrier and dashed straight into Reimu. A portal opened up and they flew inside as they were now falling in the already destroyed World of Remnant from RWBY. Sonic kicked Reimu straight through Beacon Tower and went down after her. As the tower fell, Reimu recovered and opened a portal that Sonic fell into. Reimu flew into the portal and they crashed into Junko's office.

Junko: It's time for a DEATH BAT- WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

Sonic went for a quick Homing Attack and knocked Reimu back into the portal as they both flew back into the city where this all began. Sonic's transformation finally ran out as he ran across the city. Reimu was chasing him while firing thousands of projectiles. She then fired a big one that caused a huge explosion and sent Sonic flying into the air. Reimu flew up after him but Sonic kicked her back into the ground. They both landed on their feet and Sonic went to dash at her, only to find his foot was trapped in yellow cards.

Sonic: What the?!

He quickly vibrated his foot out the trap when Reimu suddenly got up and trapped him once more, this time within several barriers. He tried to vibrate out of them but as soon as the attempt was made, Reimu appeared through a gap from above. She swung her staff and sent it straight through Sonic's throat, slamming him into the ground. She then lifted him up and swung her staff again, ripping his head from his body. Reimu sighed and stretched before looking up ahead and seeing herself and the other combatants starring at her.

Reimu: ... Oh um... well this is awkward...

She swung her staff and made another gap.

Reimu: See ya.

She walked into it and disappeared.

Neptune: Well... This is an upset of the century.

Kokonoe: Everyone was incredibly powerful and most suffered from the fact this was a Battle Royal. So let's start by talking about why each of them lost.

Neptune: Starting with Momoyo!

Junko: Yeah, Momoyo was pretty strong and could take a lot of damage. She's so strong, in fact, that she could destroy an entire planet! But the others can do so much more and had even greater power than hers as well. There wasn't any denying that she probably wasn't gonna get too far.

Neptune: Next up, Asriel!

Ann: Yeah, this guy's incredibly strong. So powerful in fact, that most people can't even move when he goes full power! The only people we can say can move were Medaka, Madoka, Reimu, and Omnimon. To make those matters worse, Omnimon has already faced beings like Asriel in the past and one-shot them in Merciful Mode! Even without him, Medaka and Madoka had plenty of ways to take on and beat Asriel. 

Junko: Then there's CC Goku. A really tough guy who was... well... the strongest version of Goku we could find. With so much power he could potentially take on almost anyone in a 1v1 fight. Keyword being almost and issue is he's in a Battle Royal. While he has the hax to beat most of them, not all of them. As for the hax he does have, they can be resisted by stronger opponents. 

Neptune: After that, there's Omnimon, one of the two guys who were just monsters throughout this entire battle! Issue is even with all this power, he didn't have that many Hax Resistances. At least not enough to help him once the number game started to get to him. Yeah, he could take on everyone 1v1 and possibly win, but not everyone at the same time.

Junko: But that brings us to the other monster of this fight, Medaka! This girl had her first loss and went out swinging!

Ann: Well, it wasn't her first 1v1 loss so it doesn't really count. Either way, she did go as far as she could here. Though her and Madoka were pretty close in this regard.

Junko: Yeah, Madoka made it so far not because of her incredible power, but the fact that she's nearly impossible to kill. She's a literal concept, meaning only beings capable of destroying or controlling concepts can beat her... and the only ones here who can do that are Medaka, Archie Sonic, and Reimu.

Kokonoe: Of course, that does leave us with Sonic vs Reimu. Don't get me wrong. Archie Sonic is by far the fastest in this battle royal. So much so that he could take on anyone here all by himself. But when fighting everyone all at once, his biggest concern would be Reimu, who lives in a place where those with immeasurable speeds aren't that uncommon. Reimu has fought plenty of opponents with similar speeds and has shown some speed feats of her own. And not only that, but even with it, Sonic wouldn't even be able to touch her since her ability to float allows her to separate herself from all of reality.

Junko: The only person who could hurt her when she's floating is Madoka. But Reimu is much more powerful than the Magical Girl and could kill her back a hundred times over.

Neptune: In the end, this battle turned out to be a big ol' mind-screw! The winner is Reimu!

Winner: Reimu Hakurei

2nd Place: Archie Sonic

3rd Place: Madoka Kaname

4th Place (Could probably get to third): Medaka Kurokami

5th Place: Omnimon

6th Place: CC Goku

7th Place: Asriel Dreemurr

Last Place: Momoyo Kawakami

Junko: Thanks for reading! If you disagree with the results, that's just fine! Just don't curse in the comments or anything. Now then... next time on Death Battle!

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