Name: Jack Sparrow

Origin: Pirates of the Caribbean

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 149 Ibs

Gender: Male

Bounty: $10,001

Age: 16-17 (JS), early-mid 20's (TPoF, LotBC), 30's (1-4), 40's (5)

Classification: Human, Captain, Pirate Lord of the Caribbean

Theme:

https://youtu.be/QFLeTga9CN0

Feats:

-Has owned or captained a total of 18 ships

-Fought in 23 battles

-Has a bounty of 10,001 guineas or 200 pounds

-Lives in a world full of supernatural beings and does just fine

-Escaped prison and near-death situations many, many times

-Killed Barbossa and is highly responsible for the deaths of Davy Jones and Blackbeard

-Broke into a vault before it was officially opened

-Robbed a bank, by stealing the entire building

-Defeated the undead crew of the Silent Mary

-Was able to hold his own against Will Turner, Norrington, Barbossa, Davy Jones, and Angelica in swordplay

-Shot the hanging barrels of gunpowder with a musket despite it being obstructed by the Kraken's tentacles

-Escaped Davy Jones' locker

-Accurately shot the Dead Men's Chest out of Davy Jones' hand despite swinging from a rope in the middle of a maelstrom

-Is so unpredictable that people can't tell if he's mad or a complete genius

-Technically won the three-way duel between William Turner and James Norrington by obtaining the key to the Dead Man's Chest

-Was marooned on a deserted island by Barbossa with nothing, but a flintlock pistol along with some hidden alcohol for ten years and still managed to escape

-Was the Pirate Lord of the Caribbean

-Broke Mr. Gibbs out of court while posing as a judge.

-Was able to hit a fleeing crew member of the Flying Dutchmen with nothing, but a coconut

-Found the Fountain of Youth

-He briefly became the Chief of Cannibals who believed him to be a god

-Survived being sent down a waterfall

-Orchestrated the events leading up to the climax of "World's End"

-Survived several encounters with Captain Salazar, and his ghostly crew, multiple times.

-Accidently fell from the top of a cliff, and crashed through six wooden bridges, well over 100ft...... and survived with little to no injuries, and next to nothing to break his fall.

Junko: A legendary pirate of the Seven Seas, Johnny Depp- *cough* *cough* I mean... Captain Jack Sparrow is the irreverent trickster of the Caribbean! A captain of equally dubious morality and sobriety, a master of self-promotion and self-interest, he fights a constant and losing battle with his own best tendencies! Jack Sparrow's first love is the sea and his second is his beloved ship the Black Pearl!

Ann: Wait, when did Junko start us off-

Junko: Who cares?! This baby is 165 feet tall and comes equipped with up to 32 twelve-pound cannons! Fourteen on the upper deck and eighteen on the lower deck! It's the fastest ship in the Caribbean, being the only one faster than the Flying Dutchman! It's even tough enough to survive being sunk.... twice! 

Kokonoe: Well, it was given to him after a deal with Davy Jones himself. But the circumstance of the ship isn't nearly as crazy as the captain of the ship himself.

Kokonoe: Jack is a surprisingly clever and skilled strategist, capable of improvising in the middle of battle. He's even shown to be able to trick other people.

Junko: Yeah, not even I can tell if this guy's extremely brave or a liiiiiitle bit insane. Either way, the guy's fast enough to dodge bullets and swords and outrun an entire tribe of cannibals that thought he was their god! Just moments before this he fell a hundred feet off a cliff, crashing through six bridges, and got right back up like it was nothing! 

Kokonoe: Jack once swung on a rope and flew into a ship cannon gut-first. He's been blown out of a cannon without a scratch and has even been tossed like a ragdoll by water controlled by Posiden's trident... because that's a thing...

Ann: Anyway, Jack Sparrow is a master swordsman!

Kokonoe: Right. Trained by an Italian fencing master, Jack pays close attention to his opponent's footwork. He can take on several opponents at once and has even overwhelmed the likes of Davy Jones, William Turner Jr., Barbossa, and many more in a duel. All of which are much better with a blade than himself.

Junko: Though it should be noted that Jack is not afraid to play dirty if it means getting the upper hand.

Ann: Even if it means using his expert marksmanship!

Ann: The guy is really good with a gun! Capable of shooting barrels that were obstructed by a Kraken's tentacles or even shooting Davy Jones' locker out of Davy Jones' hands despite swinging from a rope in the middle of a maelstrom!

Kokonoe: This could be tied to his insane luck. More times than not he's been in a situation where strikes that would normally hit him, miss barely and things that should have killed him... well... don't.

Junko: Rumor has it that his sash is what gives him his incredible luck and well... I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. I mean, he's got other magical items like his compass.

Junko: You may this thing useless because it doesn't point north... but in reality, it has magical abilities that point Jack to whatever he desires most!

Ann: But aside from that, he has his pistols!

Ann: He has two of them and while they don't have that long of a range, they're still pretty useful for killing up close. But if he wanted to kill from afar... he always has his Musket.

Ann: This thing weighs about 10 pounds and is loaded with round, ball-shaped projectiles made of lead! It even has an effective range of 75 to 100 meters!

Junko: But to fight up close, a pirate like Jack always has his trusty Hanger!

Junko: Jack's personal sword. It's a bit old and rusty but got Jack through a ton of his adventures. It's still capable of stabbing people and cutting tentacles like butter.

Ann: But even with his skill he's not a perfect pirate. Far from it actually.

Junko: Jack Sparrow is a man with a ton of flaws. He's gotten his sword snapped in half and even lost it countless times. And since he's not that good at hand-to-hand, he's kinda left using whatever is nearby if he doesn't have it. But let's not even talk about how he lost his own ship twice!

Ann: He's a selfish man who's made lots of enemies and despite his immense good luck, he has bad luck that's just as immense. 

Junko: He especially has bad luck with crazy women... take that however you want.

Kokonoe: But his biggest fear of all has to be fear. More importantly his fear of death. Despite his luck, Jack Sparrow can be killed by normal means. Because of this, he prefers to talk himself out of conflicts instead of facing them head-on. He's even gone on a quest for immortality and while he's had it in the palm of his hand twice... he would give it up both times to save the life of a trusted friend. 

Junko: Or in one case, a girl who he left stranded on an island.

Kokonoe: Either way he would eventually give up on his quest to be immortal. Deciding to live the rest of his days as free as a pirate's life can be.

Jack: Gentlemen, m'lady...you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!