https://youtu.be/92H3Mscg7QQ

Wiz: Fame may be fleeting, and wealth ephemeral, but true evil never dies.

Boomstick: It just comes back with a goddamn second health bar.

Spooky: Ganondorf, the calamitous Demon King of Princess Zelda's Hyrule.

Antasma: And Dracula, the everlasting vampire lord of Castlevania/my concept. 

Wiz: We're Wiz and Spooky...

Boomstick: ...and we're Boomstick and Antasma!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.