https://youtu.be/WMdkPoGFJ34

The camera pans over the outside of Dracula's castle before cutting to a view of the door to Dracula's throne room as Ganondorf punches it open, stepping inside.

Ganondorf: Hmm?

The Gerudo King notices a figure sitting on the throne at the end of the chamber. Undaunted, he steps forward, channeling magic in his right hand to taunt the unknown entity as he speaks.

Ganondorf: Your castle is LOST, vampire! No man can challenge MY power.

The camera cuts to the being on the throne, shrouded in shadow, who is revealed to be Dracula himself, holding a glass of red wine. He simply laughs at Ganondorf's bravado.

https://youtu.be/bjYjUdMsf00

He throws his crimson drink, as the Emperor of the Dark Realm charges at him with a Flame Choke to Dracula's shock. As he strikes, an explosion decimates the Castle Lord's throne. Ganondorf gets up, before noticing that his enemy is nowhere to be seen. Dracula proceeds to teleport behind the warlock as Ganondorf turns back to speak once more.

Ganondorf: I'm no mere MAN!

Ganondorf hovers towards the vampire, preparing to punch him, but Dracula easily teleports out of the way before laughing and reappearing behind the Gerudo, bitchslapping his face with a vicious swipe of his claws and drawing blood. Ganondorf's eyes glow purple in rage as he strikes with a Warlock Punch straight to Dracula's chest. He smirks at the successful attack, before realizing that the Lord of the Castle has turned into a swarm of bats to nullify the attack. Dracula's head forms out of the horde of bats to laugh, as the swarm ascends to the top of the room and reforms back into the vampire's full body. Dracula smugly smiles as he charges a blast of magic energy, firing it at Ganondorf and blowing his opponent away. Ganondorf quickly recovers, though he doesn't notice a group of Medusa Heads coming from behind.

Ganondorf: Your tricks mean NOTHING.

As he says this, a Medusa Head comes from behind and hits him. Ganondorf then proceeds to swat one of the Medusa heads out of the air and smash it into the ground, although the rest overwhelm him. At this point, Dracula teleports in and lifts Ganondorf by the neck. In return, Ganondorf calls upon the Triforce of Power to blow Dracula back, before driving him into the ground with Flame Choke, then hits him with a Warlock Punch to send him flying. Ganondorf then follows up with a barrage of energy blasts, but Dracula recovers and sends the bolts of energy flying back at Ganondorf. In return, Ganondorf takes out the Sword of the Six Sages, and rushes Dracula, deflecting two of the energy blasts, before decapitating the Vampire. Ganondorf smirks for a moment before Dracula begins laughing, and at this point, Dracula's monster form bursts out of his decapitated body.

Dracula: DESPAIR.

Ganondorf stares in horror for a moment, before attempting to charge the beast- and promptly getting tossed around like a ragdoll, including losing the Sword of the Six Sages. Dracula then attacks Ganondorf with Hellfire, causing him to scream out in pain. Then, however, the Triforce of Power begins to glow, and a burst of energy erupts, dispelling the hellfire. From within, the Dark Beast, Ganon, emerges.

Ganon: Behold TRUE POWER!

Ganon then rushes down Dracula, and swipes at him with his sword, briefly overwhelming the transformed vampire. After being briefly overwhelmed, Dracula begins charging up a devastating magical attack: The Demonic Megiddo.

Dracula: I am no SIMPLE vampire; I am a GOD!

As he says this, Dracula unleashes the Demonic Megiddo, which threatens to overwhelm Ganon. In response, Ganon attempts to fight back with the Triforce of Power, but it's not enough, and Ganon is overwhelmed. Castlevania explodes from the sheer power of the Demonic Megiddo, and Ganondorf is shown to have returned to his normal form, laying dazed in the rubble. Dracula's monster form approaches him and grabs him by the head.

Dracula: You're right... You're not a MAN... You're a PIG. Let me hear you... SQUEAL!

Ganondorf attempts to call upon the Triforce of Power, but nothing happens, and Dracula takes the moment to tear the Gerudo warlock in two, ending his life. Dracula then holds his foe's torso over his maw, drinking deep of his blood, as the Sword of the Six Sages lays embedded in the ground in front of Dracula.

FATALITY!

https://youtu.be/oeWoU1sqqLU

Boomstick: (sighs) Y'know, I hope someday I can learn to drink beers as violently as Dracula drinks people.

Wiz: There was a lot going on here. Both Ganondorf and Dracula show similar reaction speeds with only a small percent difference when compared to the speed of light. They were both brilliant schemers who have perfectly manipulated many intelligent foes. And their standard magical arsenals seem pretty comparable overall.

Antasma: But Dracula did have a leg up with a few extra magic powers that Ganondorf just didn't have, like how he could rip out his soul in a bunch of different ways. That's somethin' Ganondorf never really had to guard against before. Also, remember how Ganondorf survived an explosion worth about two kilotons of TNT?

Spooky: An admirable feat to be sure, but let's look at that meteor strike Dracula survived. Based on its size, composition, and speed of ablation, it must have struck with an energy equivalent to two megatons of TNT.  That's 1000 times greater than Ganondorf's proven durability.

Boomstick: But hey, I know what you're thinkin': "What about that sage sword Ganondorf had? Shouldn't he have had an easy time killin' Drac since it's a holy weapon?"

Wiz: In some circumstances, sure. Running this fight over and over a hundred times, Ganondorf would certainly score a few victories. But, when considering Dracula's absurd regenerative abilities, it would take more than just a few hits from a holy weapon to finish him off. Not to mention Dracula also wielded a holy weapon that took advantage of Ganondorf's weakness in the form of Demonic Megiddo. Yeah, I know it's called "demonic" so it seems weird, but it is explicitly described to be holy magic.

Antasma: And droppin' a holy nuke on Ganondorf was a way more powerful victory move than tryin' to hit Dracula with a sword. And that's really what this came down to: power.

Spooky: Despite literally wielding the Triforce of Power, Ganondorf's potential paled in comparison to the energy Dracula drew from Chaos. Let's put this in perspective.

Boomstick: The Triforce of Power comes from the Goddess Din, who made the Earth. While we don't know the exact amount of power Din put in this piece, let's just highball it and directly compare it to her.

Wiz: So the energy attributed to the Triforce of Power could be compared to the size and energy of a planet. However, the Chaotic Realm is an entire universe, completely upheld by the power of the chaos entity. That is leagues greater than the power Ganondorf possessed.

Antasma: So it definitely had a lot more juice to give.

Spooky: Try thinking of the Chaotic Realm and the Triforce of Power as batteries which fuel Dracula and Ganon's abilities.

(We cut to Wiz holding a AA battery and a car battery)

Wiz: Compared to each other, Dracula would be drawing energy from something like a car battery, while Ganondorf's would more akin to a small AA.

Boomstick: Wiz, I'll give you five bucks if you lick that battery.

Spooky: Ganondorf certainly held his own, but Dracula's more varied magic, greater regeneration, and enormous reserves of power sealed this desert warlock's fate.

Antasma: Of all the ways to go, that must have sucked. The big pig's chances were slim to Ga-none.

Wiz: The winner is Dracula.