Dear Teacher,
I learned nothing about grammar today. You stood up there in those dress pants and that tie. Damn, that tie. I could imagine you tying me up. The rest is self explanatory. Back to grammar. I have a few unsubtle passages. (1) Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood. (2) After tonight, I guarantee you'll never forget the difference between "lie" and "lay." (3) Want to come back to my place so I can explain tripartite parallel structure to you thoroughly, slowly, and respectfully? So yeah, maybe you did inspire me to go upon looking into some nice lines on the internet. See you soon, Teacher.