November 6th, 2014

Dear Lonnie,

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU!! I mean, well that would be delightful dearest Lonnie. I would love to!

Anyway I would do exactly what your brother did. I would have beat the living sh*t out of this kid. He would be currently dead. That was horrible of him to do and I'm sure you are far from trollish. And you know what this means? Since you have no boyfriend I may still flirt with you ;). So be prepared.

Being a girl went great no one said a thing, I guess they figure I'm going through an interesting faze. My dad even sat down and talked to me about different feelings and how sometimes me get confused and do different and strange things and that's totally okay. It was so funny. But I didn't laugh I just nodded politely.

Your dare is to slap Derek.

And ya me and my squad all dressed up it was great. We got more candy then the rest of the kids in our class. It was great.

Your question is........
What's your phone number gurl I want to text you up!

See ya later girlie (I think my spirit animal is a girl holy...)

-Cane ;)