Dear Peter,

I really don’t like you fighting these things, it seems really dangerous. Where is May during all of this? Or Pepper? Why is Fury asking you to fight these things? 

Night Monkey? That’s even worse than Iron Patriot! 

“Just a bit injured” What? How does that even happen? He wouldn’t be “just a bit injured” unless he was involved in this somehow. Did he make these creatures? 

What are you doing in a Pub? You are underage, Peter, you should not be in a pub. I don’t care if you would be over 21 if it hadn’t been for the snap. 

I’m sorry WHAT?! Please tell me I read that wrong… You did not give Edith to this crazy guy?! Peter… Those were for you! Not anyone else. I want YOU to be the next Iron Man (Or an even better Spider-Man)! 

You are not “just a kid”, you’ve done more to protect the city than most other kids your age, you’re so much different than most other kids your age, most kids your age can’t climb walls.

I swear to god Peter, am I going to have to come down there and beat your ass? I’m starting to get a headache (can you get a headache after you die?)

I do not like this Beck guy Peter, don’t trust him. -Tony