Dear Journal,

Sarah and Rosie have gotten me thinking.

Why should I be sad?

Oh wait, I know!

I killed the freaking girl,

Oh my freaking dreams.

I'm a freaking murderer,

Who freaking hurts girls.

I think that's a

Freaking good reason.

Sincerely,

Will

P.S. Sorry for "swearing"

P.P.S. Sorry for not writing letters lately I've been busy at school and having family issues.