Dear Journal,

Okay, here's my plan.

Get some fake passports,

Move to Mexico,

And change my name to Juan Sebastiano.

I'll be a farmer for some time,

Then move to California.

Then when I'm about to die,

Move back to New York.

I'm a genius aren't I.

Simple solution, to a complex problem.

Sincerely,

Will

P.S. I totally said that right....Right?