Dear Father,

I've never felt so amazing before.
This is like getting high without being on drugs. I could do this forever.

She's got the best ass there is in the world. It's so tight yet so soft. I couldn't stop touching it last night.
Safe to say (or not lol) I lost my virginity last night. I did use a condom, like you asked when you gave me 'the talk' last year. It'd be truly inappropriate to fully describe last night here so I'll just go.

James