CONNOR:
Dear Evan Hansen
Life at rehab is all right
I like the yoga
And the sharing circles every night
But dude, these stories sometimes scare you half to death
So many people end up sucking dick for meth

JARED: Heh, heh, heh

CONNOR:
And one more thing, that's worth mentioning
That guy from our school

JARED:
Jared Kleinman?

CONNOR:
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman
I think we should start to make him part of this awesome friendship we have

JARED & CONNOR:
A part of this awesome friend we have
This adorably heartwarming friendship we have
Hey, hey, hey
'cuz all that it takes is a little--

EVAN: (spoken) No, obviously not