Dear Diary,

I can tell you wished me luck, because it went great!

I think. I hope. What if it didn't?

Does he hate me?

Does he like me?

Of course he doesn't like me! Who likes bald women?

Maybe he does. He kissed my bald head, after all.

Oh I don't know!

What's wrong with me?

Love,

Rosie

P.S. I'm still smiling. Help me. :)