Dean: You sure this is right?

Seth: Definitely. The clue was "what was once dark and shifty, weary of golden flame is now worn out yet shiny and so Fucking lame" so clearly, it means, Vampires!

Kevin: Woah Woah Woah. Vampires aren't lame. You've seen Edward's abs Right? Please tell me you've seen 'em.

Sami: ......... You are a strange, fat... man.

Seth: okay we gotta find count dracula and get the next clue before Simon kills him. So I say we split up into teams.

Dean: Fine. Cool guys vs. the nerds.

Seth: okay okay. Come on fellow cool guy. Let's hunk the fuck outta dracula.

Sami: We'll have to fight endless hoards of hellbeasts to get to the count but I think team cool guys can do it!

Seth and Sami enter the building.

Dean: Oh That's adorable. They think they're cool.

Inside...

Dean: This is just the first room and I'm already exhausted. We're never gonna find this guy.

Kevin: There he is.

Dean: OH SHIT! BATMAN!

Kevin: No! Please don't turn us into vampires! Unless we get abs. Do we get abs? Because I could really be talked into that.

Dracula: I'm not going to do any of that. I'm just glad to have some visitors.

Dean: Nice. I already forgot why we came here.

Kevin: Uh we had to ask count chocula Something. Umm... Eh I'm sure the dorks on team dork will remember.

Seth and Sami walked in.

Seth: The Fuck? Did you guys find dracula? Did you get the riddle?

Dean: Oh yeah. The whole stupid quest thing. Hey Dracula, do you have a clue or riddle about finding the creator?

Dracula: Oh yes. On to the clue, To find the creator, you need the half naked man!

Seth: The hell does that mean?

Dracula: no idea.

He passes out.

Sami: I think I know.

End of Chapter