(Yes! That's A Video Game Reference. There's Gonna Be a Lot of Those in This Book.)

Dean, Toe Jam & Earl Were all Throwing Bottles at People.

Dean: Man This Is The Best Fucking Job Ever!

Toe Jam: You're The King Dean!

Dean: Watch Me Wing This Crazy Bitch Right In The Head! 

He Throws His Bottle at The Crazy Chick

Earl: Oh Haha! Look at That Old Bag!

Dean: So How Much am I Getting Paid For This Anyway?

Toe Jam: A Billion Jillion Funkatron Bucks!

Dean: Holy Shit What's The Conversion Rate on That?

Earl: Yo Dean, That Converts To Like a Zillion US Dollars! Straight Up!

Dean: Dean Is Back! Dean Is Back! Dean is Back! Dean Is Back!

Reality....

Dean (Drunk): Dean Is Back. Dean is....Back.

Seth: Dean. Dean! Dean Wake The Fuck Up Man. What's Wrong With You?

Dean: What? Don't Worry Seth I Got Your Damn Rent Money & Then Some.

Seth: Dude, What The Fuck are You Talking about? You Dropped acid Like 4 Days ago & Just Wandered off.

Dean: Wait Wait Wait, No You Got Me The Job Capturing Humans With Toe Jam & Earl. Guys! Back Me Up Here!

Seth: Yeah Garbage Bag & Busted Chair. You Got Anything To Add? No? Now How About We Get The Hell Out of Here? I'm Pretty Sure The Cops Are Gonna Have Some Questions For You.

Dean: Why?

He Sees 15 Dead Bodies along With 20 Bottles

Dean: ohhhhh Yeah Let's Go!

End of Chapter