Dean's House....

A cat Jumps on Kevin.

Kevin: Ah what the Fuck Dean get your cat under control!

Dean: Here Kitty- Wait, I don't have a cat!

Seth: Alright this is twice now. First that elevator shaft filled up with bricks, and now some random cat shows up? I think someone or something is Fucking with us.

Dean: Seth you and your conspiracy theories. "Oh look, there's a Mystery cat in my apartment. This 7-Up is actually sprite. Dean peed in my sprite." Relax with that shit.

Sami: now that you mention it, It was pretty weird that that elevator shaft filled up with Bricks.

Dean: oh you mean these bricks!

He throws one at Sami's head, knocking him out.

Kevin: oh that looked like it hurt. Okay now do me!

Seth: Seriously I think we should keep our eyes out for clues. Try to find out what the fuck is causing this.

Dean: Yeah Thanks Daphne but we're good. To figure this out we need to get answers. And I know just who to fuck with.

Kevin: wait, what's Daphne From? You guys do so many God Damn references, I-

Dean throws another brick at him.

Dean: scooby doo.

The Sewer... Like... 6 Hours Later...

Dean and The others (Sami and Kevin eventually woke up) walked around and bumped into the Ninja Turtles.

(What? I'm aloud to like things)

Leo: Hey look who it is! It's Dean Ambrose and the... The 4 uhhh... What do you call yourselves?

Kevin: KEVIN OWENS AND THE THICC EXPERIENCE!!!! featuring 3 others!

Mikey: Woah! That name Kicks ass dude!!

Dean: none of this is Official yet. Hey is shredder alive again? I forgot the rules since we reset the universe.

(He Died earlier in the book in the Chapter, "Casino Zone part 3")

Don: Yeah Brah! He's still murdering people and doing his one man show, "off off Broadway"! Let's get some pad thai and we'll tell you all about it.

Seth: Uhh yeah... Sure. We'll catch up with you in a second. Guys come here.

The group gathered.

Seth: *whispers* HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Something is definitely up, these dudes want pad thai instead of pizza? No Way!! Someone is Definitely Fucking with us!

Dean: okay relax. Maybe they're sick of pizza. If someone was Fucking with us I think they'd be a little more clear.

They all turn back around.

Seth: alright so- AHHH!!!

The Turtles turned into Dolphins.

Dean: That's a little more clear.

Seth: What happened to The Teenage mutant ninja turtles?

Sami: They turned into 30 something deformed karate dolphins.

Raph: Exactly! And now we're gonna Kill you with boring adult responsibilities and karate!

Leo: Get 'em!

All four of them just.... Wobbled towards our favorite Degenerates.

Dean and Seth were easily able to just hold them in their place.

Dean: so... What do you wanna do here?

Seth: I dunno this is all very strange and.... Kinda sad. Let's just beat the fuck outta them and get outta here!

Kevin Pulls out his Massive harpoon gun and shoots all of them.

Sami: yikes, what are we a bunch of japanese fishermen? Because of... The harpooning... Dolphins...

A guy shows up.

Kevin: woah! What's Jerry Bruckheimer doing here?

Guy: Dude, I'm Michael Awesome Bay!  I'm here to Kill the less Awesome teenage mutant ninja turtles but it looks like you did the Awesome job for me. Now I can use my Awesome alien versions and make the Awesome movie I always Awesomed!!

Kevin shoots him as well.

Kevin: your movies sucked.

Dean: we gotta get some answers.

End of Chapter