Dean: I gotta say, Aside from the whole tank thing, I think I'm finally getting the hang of being a mob boss. I can't imagine anything going wrong from here on out.

Seth: I feel like something should go wrong At this point.

The wall blows up and Darth Fucking Vader enters with 2 stormtroopers

Seth: Wall explodes, ominous music, saw that coming.

Darth: I have been waiting for you Dean.

Dean: Waiting where? Was I supposed to pick you up from soccer practice or something?

Darth: what? No! I meant I was waiting for you to become that the prophecies speak of who is to complete..... The circle.... So I can.... Strike you down! More powerful than you can..... Possibly... I-Imagine... In your destiny... Because of the Prophecy? Dark Side.

Seth: oh man I think he's having a stroke.

Dean: Alright wait a minute, there's a ton of worlds colliding here. Does this mean I have the force? Seth, go crash into a bar and see if there's a hottie I can make out with.

Darth: you don't have the force. You got like no force At all. Negative force. I'm here because your rinky dink "Mob Family" has been making noise on a lot of the empire blogs. So now I'm here to teach you a lesson.

Seth: now our new enemy wants to kill us. Saw that coming.

Darth: Again, Just to Clarify, you got no force.

Dean: We Just went through this with AJ so you'll excuse me if I'm not shitting my pants.

Darth: what do we have here? A prized possession frozen in Carbonite.

Dean: Woah Woah Woah Vader! Take it easy.

Darth: it would be a shame if someone Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid This!

He Release Dominique Wilkins from his Carbonite.

Dean: You Son of a Bitch!

Darth: Wait wait wait. They can't see shit when they come out. It's fucking hilarious.

Dean: Oh that's it. it's fucking on. You and your whole family are going down!

Darth: Then you will be Destroyed. We shall settle this the same way our mob families have settled through the history of mankind.

FAMILY FEUD

Dean: Yeah, did you see this one coming Dipshit??

Seth looks down.

End of Chapter