At a Dock...

Dean: what do you want from me? You asked me to save your ugly ass girlfriend, I couldn't do it so I blew up your boat.

Sailor: skrhiegrhfsnbxjffmgdkffgrhgsydufrbgftggejskdgkyufygsvdejrugtjshhft

Dean: yeah, I got none of that.

A limo Shows Up behind Dean.

Limo: Get in.

Dean: Sure thing complete stranger.

He gets in the limo.

The limo takes him into a Mansion.

Dean: Holy shit.

Inside....

Drew: Ambrose! Glad you could make it.

Dean: Damn Drew you lost a lot of weight. You look better than skinny Seth Rogan and slightly less bazaar than skinny Jonah hill.

Drew: Ha Ha love it. I'll tell sethro and Jo how you said that. But right now All I want to talk about is making you a star!

Dean: I'm listening.

Drew: Love It!

A guy comes with a tray of drinks

Drew: ahh thank you Samuel. *Kills him* anyway, as you noticed I found my calling as a Hollywood producer.

Dean: Oh Shit! You did "Blow the Ring"?

Drew: Wasn't Garry oldman cool as the bad guy?

Dean: oh I never saw it, but I bootlegged like 50 copies.

Drew: love it. Classic Ambrose! Here have a whack for old times sake.

Dean: No thanks I'm good. So this is nice and all but, when do we get to my movie.

Drew: Dean, it's gonna be huge. Citizen Cain Meets The Terminator Huge. It's Called, Dean Ambrose: One Bad Lunatic! Do you not love it? Love it!? LOVE IT????

Dean: of course I Fucking love it! Plus it'll give me something to shove in Seth's stupid Asshole face!

Drew: speaking of Seth, he's your co-star. He's Huge! But if you say he's an Asshole then he's an Asshole. I Fucking hate that guy, love that guy, he's great.

Dean: I'm not working with that prick! I'd rather give a movie theater guy a hand job to get a bootleg copy of blow the ring. Or something equally depraved I haven't already done.

Drew: there'll be plenty of time for depraved handjobs After you're a star. In the meantime we gotta start you off small and dignified and I got just the thing! Love it!

Dean: nice. Hey can you put me in big trouble little China? I wanna meet Jack Ferton.

Drew: Yeah movies don't work like that.

A guy walks in with drinks and Drew kills him.

Dean: Good to see you're still a psychopath.

Drew: love it.

End of Chapter