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The Hardy Boyz

At The Battleship...

Dean: alright who's ready to cook these alien Fuckers up to celebrate another successful mission!

Seth: Successful? We killed 40 innocent bystanders and once again, I don't think we're getting paid.

Dean: .... Nobody likes you Seth.

They Look and See The Hardy Boyz are finally back.

Jeff: So these are the Assholes Who crashed my ship huh?

Dean: Well look who it is..... Uh.... Darth.... Vader? I dunno I'm not good names.

Seth: It's Jeff Hardy. And Hey, We're the "Assholes" that have been doing YOUR job for you. Where have you been?

Jeff: Me and Matt were on earth and became Huge Movie stars with the Help of This Sociopathic freak (Drew).

Dean: What an incredible waste of time.

Jeff: Matt Show these Losers the door while I go see what else they Fucked up.

He looks in a Room.

Jeff: AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE BATHTUB????

Brain: oooooooh come here and give Widdle miss Brain a Pounding headache.

Matt: Okay. You heard Jeff! Hit the Road!

Dean: or What???

Matt Shoots Mick's leg

Steve: Mick.... You alright there buddy?

Mick: Sure! Hot dogs sound great right now.

Matt: okay that didn't really work but you get the idea.

Dean: not really, isn't Space Frog (Mick) on your team?

Matt: Whatever! There's only one way to settle this!

Kevin: FAMILY FEUD!!!

Matt: What? No! A space race! An All out flying obstacle course testing your skill and strength! Winner Gets The Ship! You in Pussy?

Dean: You're on Bird flu!

He walks over To Kevin and whispers in his ear.

Dean: I need your mechanical magic to work on my jet So I can beat this Fucker.

Kevin: How many Deep fryers can I put you down?

Dean: No Deep Fryers!

Kevin: okay... You're really tying my hands here but uh... I'll see what I can do.

SPACE RACE!!

Kevin (oh Dean's Phone): Before he says go just push that red button to give yourself a little extra edge.

Dean: Nice! You couldn't help yourself with the deep fryers there huh?

Steve (oh Microphone): First one to Area 6 and Back wins.

Matt: you're going down Ambrose!

Dean: Ehh. I don't think so.

Steve: On your mark.... Get set....

Dean pushes the button and 2 wrecking balls CRUSH Matt's jet and Blows it up.

Steve: ...................... GO!

End of Chapter

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