The Hardy Boyz
At The Battleship...
Dean: alright who's ready to cook these alien Fuckers up to celebrate another successful mission!
Seth: Successful? We killed 40 innocent bystanders and once again, I don't think we're getting paid.
Dean: .... Nobody likes you Seth.
They Look and See The Hardy Boyz are finally back.
Jeff: So these are the Assholes Who crashed my ship huh?
Dean: Well look who it is..... Uh.... Darth.... Vader? I dunno I'm not good names.
Seth: It's Jeff Hardy. And Hey, We're the "Assholes" that have been doing YOUR job for you. Where have you been?
Jeff: Me and Matt were on earth and became Huge Movie stars with the Help of This Sociopathic freak (Drew).
Dean: What an incredible waste of time.
Jeff: Matt Show these Losers the door while I go see what else they Fucked up.
He looks in a Room.
Jeff: AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE BATHTUB????
Brain: oooooooh come here and give Widdle miss Brain a Pounding headache.
Matt: Okay. You heard Jeff! Hit the Road!
Dean: or What???
Matt Shoots Mick's leg
Steve: Mick.... You alright there buddy?
Mick: Sure! Hot dogs sound great right now.
Matt: okay that didn't really work but you get the idea.
Dean: not really, isn't Space Frog (Mick) on your team?
Matt: Whatever! There's only one way to settle this!
Kevin: FAMILY FEUD!!!
Matt: What? No! A space race! An All out flying obstacle course testing your skill and strength! Winner Gets The Ship! You in Pussy?
Dean: You're on Bird flu!
He walks over To Kevin and whispers in his ear.
Dean: I need your mechanical magic to work on my jet So I can beat this Fucker.
Kevin: How many Deep fryers can I put you down?
Dean: No Deep Fryers!
Kevin: okay... You're really tying my hands here but uh... I'll see what I can do.
SPACE RACE!!
Kevin (oh Dean's Phone): Before he says go just push that red button to give yourself a little extra edge.
Dean: Nice! You couldn't help yourself with the deep fryers there huh?
Steve (oh Microphone): First one to Area 6 and Back wins.
Matt: you're going down Ambrose!
Dean: Ehh. I don't think so.
Steve: On your mark.... Get set....
Dean pushes the button and 2 wrecking balls CRUSH Matt's jet and Blows it up.
Steve: ...................... GO!
End of Chapter
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