SEASON 6 PREMIER!!

Dean and Seth are at Dean's house Staring at the poster.

Seth: come on Dean Change the channel.

Dean gets up.

Dean: I need a poster remote.

He puts a Rapper poster up.

Seth: Ugh no we've seen this one like 50 times.

Dean puts another poster up.

Seth: Oh God what is this, Saw?

Dean: It's either Tom berenger or uhhh Cow Giving birth. Either way, we've officially bottomed out.

Seth: these special effects are terrible.

Dean sits back on The couch with Seth.

Dean: Hey, Why The Fuck aren't we at Your Mansion Anyway?

Seth: oh I threw This Huge Party for 3 days. So my place had to air out after all that Ziggler Ass Wine.

Dean: Ugh. Why wasn't I invited?

Seth: nobody wanted to see your Fucking face after that whole Space Chicken thing.

SPACE CHICKEN!!!

Dean: oh yeah... That makes sense.

Seth: yeah you kinda lost your shit. Anyway let's just watch this trainwreck.

Dean: That's It! I'm Tom Berenger!

Seth: I like where this is heading continue.

Dean: Tom Berenger Used to be Awesome like Me! But now he's just a joke... Like

He looks at Seth

Dean: You. Plus he looks like if Hogan and sable had a baby, and that baby getting Terrible plastic surgery.

Seth: you wanna get plastic surgery?

Dean: No idiot! I'm gonna travel back in time to stop myself from blowing all my money!

Seth: seems like there's gonna be a lot of holes in this Season's story.

Dean: ehh deal with it.

Somewhere else....

Dean walks inside as he sees his Ex Girlfriend, Becky Lynch

Becky: Look who Decided to show his Stupid Face!

There was the sound of kids crying.

Becky: Max! Shut those kids up. And I told you 10 times to take out the trash! You Bastard.

(Max because I couldn't find another name)

Dean: hey you and Max started a Family

The kids walked in.

Dean: Those are some ugly Fucking...

He saw they looked a bit like him.

Dean: .... Oh shit.

Becky: Yeah! Look familiar? You knocked me up and left me with the wonder Twins over here! You owe me some SERIOUS child support.

Dean: yeah umm I already have a kid and she's literally a monster. I just need to borrow the Epoch for a second.

He hops into the Epoch.

Becky: Woah Woah Woah! What the hell for?

Dean: well I'm saving my own career but uh... Clearly there's something I need to take care of first!

1992.....

Dean: okay I just got to not Bone Becky and I'm kid-free.

Past Becky: Hurry up Deanie, I'm ready for you 😉

In The Room.....

Dean: There was something I was supposed to do... AW FUCK

1992 (5 Minutes earlier)....

Dean hears Becky.

Past Becky: Hurry up Deanie, I'm ready for you 😉

In The Room.....

Dean: DAMMIT!!!

1992 (Last Time I swear)....

Past Becky: Hurry up Deanie, I'm ready for you 😉

Dean points at the door.

The "camera" Reveals Kevin dressed as Dean.

Kevin (As Dean): on my way, Sugar tits!

Kevin walks into the room.

Dean: Okay. Now to save my Career

End of Chapter

SEASON 6 HAS BEGUN!!!