Dean: Why are we still in the Sewer? Everything here is poo.

Seth: Hey, you said you wanted some answers, so that's where we're going.

Dean: I said I wanted a lot of things! A Robot Butler, a fried chicken sandwich with chicken for bread, world peace, world domination, chocolate and peanut butter fake neutons, an orgy with the U.S. Women's olympic Volleyball team.

Seth: Alright! What the hell's your Point?

Dean: My Point is, I'm lazy and I change my mind a lot, now I wanna go home and take a nap.

Kevin: and now I Wanna go home and eat 30 of those chicken sandwich things you were talking about before.

Sami: Seth, maybe if you just told us Where we're going it might help.

Seth: We're going to see someone who's had some experience with Fucking with people's lives.

They all leave.

Kevin: So we're just giving up on the whole chicken sandwich thing? Alright, onto plan B!

Big Show's house....

Seth: okay, here we are.

Dean: oh no. I'm not talking to this Asshole.

Sami: What are you talking about? Everybody loves The big show!

Seth: oh yeah, he and Dean had a bit of a falling out.

Dean: Falling out? No, That Big Fisted Fucker Screwed me over!

Kevin: *winces* that's gotta hurt.

Dean: What? No not like that. When I needed a place to stay did he let me? No. He lets the weirdo Zach Ryder and a bunch of other no names crash but not me? Fuck him.

Kevin: I'm sure he didn't mean it. Show's a good guy. Plus, he always has cake so... You know, we should go get some cake.

Dean: he can stick that cake straight up his ass!

Kevin: I'd still eat it.

Seth: Dean, Tough Shit but we need his help so just be cool!

BOOM!

The wall breaks down and the big show walks out.

Show: What's going on guys?

Dean: oh no! Don't try to be all nice you Piece of Shit!

Seth: you could just ignore him. Guys?

Kevin and Sami held Dean's mouth shut.

Seth: so as I'm sure you know, we had a whole out of order thing happen to ourselves and ever since we restarted some funky shits been going on! Like, something bigger is messing with us.

Show: Bigger huh? You're talking about the creator. I think I can help you out.

Dean: So, tell us about this Creator.

Show: Well, since the big Restart, there's been rumors about people seeing the great and powerful creator of all Wattpad books. It sees and controls Everything!

Seth: Holy Shit! Where do we find it?

Show: the only way to find the creator is to complete the quest. And it all begins with a Mysterious riddle.

Sami: This isn't like, the amazing race is it. Cause I'm more road rules guy myself.

Show: I don't know what road rules is.

Sami: MTV!!

Kevin: okay, calm down there buddy. Hit us up with that first clue there, Banana Hands!

Show: Okay. *Clears his throat* What was once dark and shifty, weary of golden flame, is now worn yet shiny, and so Fucking lame.

Seth: alright let me think here...... I Got it!

Seth and the others leave.

Dean: what is it?

Seth: you'll know.

Dean: ..... TELL ME!!!

End of Chapter