The Next Morning at Dean's New Mansion...

Dean was Eating a Massive Breakfast.

Dean: I Should Give Seth a Call and See How He's doing.

He Calls And Seth Picks up.

Seth: I'm sorry Mr. X. I'll get you Your Money just gimme more Time.

Dean: What? Seth It's me Dean

Seth: Dean? Oh Thank God, you gotta come down here and Help me out.

Dean: What The Hell is Going on? Who's Mr. X? Why are you broke? And What channel is HBO In this Alternate Reality? My Guide Isn't working!

Seth: I'm at The Streets of Gangs, It's Right across from the Bulivard of Broken- HEY GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THERE THAT'S MY PISS JAR!!! Sorry, Bulivard of broken crackpipes.

Dean: I'm on My Way!

Dean's Garage.....

Dean: Now To Pick out My Kick-Ass Ride!

The Garage Door Opens to Reveal a Lonely Pink Tricycle.

Dean: You're Fucking Kidding Me, This is All I Have?

He Gets on it And Pedals away.

Bayley (Who Just Happens to Be His Neighbor) Notices And is Very Confused.

Bayley: That's Strange. Dean Hasn't Been In the Tricycle Garage In years. He Usually goes Straight for the Superhero Vehicle Garage.

At Streets of Gangs.....

2 Big Massive Guys Were Beating the SHIT outta Seth.

Dean: Hey Ultimate Warrior and Fat Hick! Why Don't you Fight a Real Man!

Warrior: Hey Dusty, Look at The Girl on Her Little Bike!

Dusty: MMMMMMMM She looks Good Enough to EAT!!!

Dean: Well It looks like I'm about to Get Sexually Assaulted.

He Finds a Button on The Tricycle.

Dean: What's This Do?

He pushes the button and a GIANT FUCKING CANNON Come out of The back of The tricycle and Blows Up Warrior and Dusty.

Dean: Fuck YEAH!!! Gazillionaire Ambrose is The TITS!!!

Seth: Aw Man Thanks Dean.

Dean: What The Hell's Going on? And Hurry up cause you Fucking Stink.

Seth Couldn't Blame Him. He Did Kinda REEK

Seth: Okay so I Did everything that you said but Then,  Fucking Zuckerberg Screwed me Out of all my Stock and, Then I Starred in This Spider-man Reboot and, Now I'm living on The streets and giving Hairjobs For Food.

Dean: Gross!!! Okay so Time Travel Fucked up Your life, And Possibly Turned you into Andrew Garfield for a while. Look Let's just Travel Back, and Beat The Shit out of Mark Zuckerberg! But Maybe You Should Shower First.

Later..........

Dean: Shit!! The Epoch is Gone! Who The Fuck Would Steal a Time Machine??

Seth: Maybe This Half Eaten Deep Fried Wallet is a Clue.

The SECOND Seth Said "Deep Fried wallet" he Knew EXACTLY Who it Was.

Dean: Fucking Owens!!

END OF chapter