At some random desert in The Star Wars Universe......

Dean: Alright the distress signal came from this location. It's about time something Fucking cool Happened!!!

...............

Kevin: This is one Lame ass Space battle.

Sami Was Dried up QUICK as he was slowly walking

Sami: Guys.... Deserts don't really.... Work for me. I need some water or some mud.... Moist grass? Anything.

All of a Sudden Luke Skywalker shows up.

(His First Appearance since "The War Part 2")

Luke: Hey Guys glad you made it. Dean Buddy good to see you! Tim (Seth)! Kevin, you've been working out? Wow Sami looking dry and cracked as Ever!

Seth: Alright so what's the emergency?

Luke: Emergency? Oh no no no there's no emergency. Nothing ever happens here! I'm inches away from killing myself Every God damn day! So what do you say these 5 studs go tear up tattoine! What What!!!

Kevin: please tell me it involves several hundred swimming pools.

Luke: ha ha ha! Pools are illegal here!

Sami: Seriously guys! I need water!

Dean: Hey Luke... What's up with that?

The Skywalker house is blown to smithereens.

Luke: ohhhh right... I haven't had a whole lot of time to clean up. It's been super crazy around here.

The group looks around and the desert is literally empty.

Seth: yeah.... All the..... Hustle and Bustle.... Look we're here so now what?

Elsewhere....

Sami: Come On Guys, we passed like 4 moisture vaporators! I'm Drying And Dying Here!!

Dean: Dryin' And Dyin'!! Seriously though we should probably get him some water.

(Dean CARES??? Dun dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun)

Luke: oh yeah don't worry. We'll go in a minute but first there's somebody I want you to meet!

Kevin: Meet What? The Desert's Vagina over Here?? It's gross Luke... It's gross.

Luke: Dude! Sarlacc is a party animal! Hey Sarlacc! Sarlacc!

A Massive sand worm arises

Sarlacc: Luke! You Fucker! You do guard duty yesterday?

Luke: nope. I fucked some sand. You?

Sarlacc: Oh I was totally gonna man but uh I haven't moved from this spot In like 10,000 years. So...

Luke: Yeah I know what you mean...... So you see the new sand dune at the hills. That's pretty wild

Seth: ugh this is excruciating!

Sami: *wheezing* water

Luke: oh these are my new friends. They're from outer space.

Sarlacc: woah Space! Hey maybe you guys know my cousin frank?

Dean: nope. Never heard of him. So this planer's a Never ending nightmare so we're just gonna get the fuck outta here.

Luke: Okay but is there any chance you could toss me into Sarlacc's mouth before you go.

Sarlacc: Yeah if there's any way I can choke to death on Luke, that be great. I Fucking hate my life.

Dean: I dunno. Isn't it illegal to Kill a Jedi or something?

Luke: oh come on please? I seriously can't wait to die!

Dean: Okay let's think here. If I Kill you, do I become a Jedi? Or am I just a space fugitive? Although that could be pretty cool. But then I'd have to hang out with a wookie and I dunno about that....

Sami Runs behind Luke and tosses him and his ship into Sarlacc's mouth and shoots him.

Sami: GET ME SOME FUCKING WATER!!!!!

End of Chapter