Kevin: So, Dean's okay with you in charge while he's in the hospital.

Seth: man, I don't need his permission to do nothing! But he did tell me to call you a Fat piece of shit. You're a fat piece of shit.

Kevin: well that wasn't necessary At all that was just mean.

Seth: okay as my first order of business, you two are off to South America to find El Padrino and get us in with his drug cartel.

Sami: woohoo this sounds exciting!

South America....

Sami: This is Fucking Boring!

Kevin: What the hell is an El Padrino Anyway?

Sami: I think it's a Deep Fried Taco.

Kevin: well he sounds delicious but I don't know what he has to do with drugs.

He turns around and sees 6 guys with guns.

Sami/Kevin: Shit

Dungeon...

El Padrino: am I just coked out of my mind or is that a Giant worm (Sami) and an overweight pediatrist in fighting gear?

Guy: Si El Padrino

El Padrino: you have 20 seconds to tell me Why you're here before I feed you to marmosets! And marmosets is not a cute little monkey, it's the name of my anaconda!

Sami: okay so we work for a Architect who-

Kevin: no no no first.. we work for this guy Dean Ambrose he's a drunken lunatic...

Sami: but then he got beat up by the moose and...

Kevin: wait, wasn't it a dog?

El Padrino: ENOUGH! haha you two idiots are kinda funny hahaha I maybe keep you around Hahahaha I don't know why I'm laughing hahaha START LAUGHING!

The Office....

Dean: What the Fuck Seth. You think you're running this mob Family now?

Seth: You snooze you lose BITCH! I Got this sucker running like a well oiled machine! Plus I even got this stapler. It's really good for stapling our mob papers together.

Dean: Okay I admit that stapler is awesome. But I run the show around here!

Seth: oh don't Worry I plan on keeping you around. Send you on Random jobs. You'll be like Dean Ambrose... For Hire.

(Eh? Ehh? No? Fuck it)

Dean: Let's just see what the rest of the team thinks about this! Where's Kevin and Sami?

Seth: Oh they should be on their way back from South America with a bag full of cash and Drugs. All Thanks to Me!

Meanwhile....

Sami and Kevin were partying with a bunch of hotties. (Cause Why not?)

Sami: THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

His phone rings

Sami: it's Seth

Kevin: Tell him we're not leaving! There's coke on Tits!

Meanwhile...

Seth: shit. Okay those guys May not be coming back but I'm staying the boss!

Dean: Fuck that! This is a War! Nope.... A Battle! Nope.... It's Fucking on!

End of Chapter