Sami Zayn
Sami: Hey, Thanks For Doing This. You Came Highly Recommended From Seth.
Dean: Yeah He's a Real Sweetheart So What's Going on Here?
Sami: Here's The Deal, It's Raining Outside & I Wanna Dance. so I Need You To Make Sure Bob (His Fish) Stays In His Bowl & Doesn't Get In My Suit.
He Shows Dean an Armored Suit.
Dean: Yeah Yeah, Don't Overfeed Him I Got It.
Dean Walks Forward
Sami: Hey! Were You about To Take My Suit?
Dean: What? No. I Was Just Moving It Further away From Nemo.
Sami: Seriously, Just, Don't Take My Suit.
Dean: I Wasn't Gonna Dick! Just Go Outside & Have Sex With Yourself already Jamie Lee Curtis.
Sami: What?
Dean: Supposedly, She Was Born a Hermaphrodite.
Sami: oh. I Uh, Didn't Know That.
Dean: Yeah It's One of Those Urban Legend Type Deals. I Keep Meaning To Check It On Snopes But... It's Not That High on My Priority List. I Think she Sells Diarrhea Yogurt Right Now.
Sami: Okay.... Just... Don't Take The Suit Alright?
Dean: You Can Count on Me.
Sami Leaves
Bob: You Know, If You Give Me That Suit, I Can Make You My Right Hand M-
Dean: Pass
He Smashes Bob's Fish Bowl
Dean: Let's See What This Suit Can Do.
Dean Puts Sami's armor On.
Dean: This is It? I Can already Do This Shit With Just Jeans On.
Bob: Please..... Water.... I..... Need..... Water.
Dean: Tell Sami I'm Keeping The Suit & I'm Taking The TV As Payment. Later Sharkbait.
Dean Leaves As Sami Goes Back In.
Sami: Wooo! That Was Great I Uh... Ahhh Shit!
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