Paperboy
Dean Was Laying on His Couch When His Best Friend Seth Walked In.
Seth: Rent's Due Loser. Let's Go. Pay Up.
Dean: Ugh, I'm a Little Short This Month. You Know I'm Good For It Though Right?
Seth: Yeah You're actually Not Good For It... You're Completely Broke. I Mean, Your TV Is an Old Dominique Wilkins Poster. You're Watching a Poster.
Dean Flips Him off
Dean: Fuck off I Love This Poster.
Seth: Hey Don't Get all Pissy With Me Cause I'm The One Who Saved My Money & Didn't Blow It on Coke and Wattpad Stock.
Dean: You're The One Who Gave Me That Stock!
Seth: Hey Hey Hey Let's Not Get Into all The Details about "Who Purposely Screwed Who out of all Their Money." The Good News Is I Might Be able To Hook You Up With a couple jobs To Help You Get By.
Dean: Cool What Do We Got? New Movie, Cartoon, Death Metal Album, I Don't Give a Shit I'll Do Whatever.
(A/N: I'll GLADLY Pick The Death Metal Album)
Seth: Well, It's Not Quite Those... Things. But It's Good To Know You'll Do anything.
2 Minutes Later
(Made By Me on Canva)
Dean Was on a Bike Delivering These Papers
Dean: This Is Bullshit! Stupid Break Dancers! Get Out of The Way!
He Then Stops The Bike
Dean: Fuck This.
He Throws a Paper Through A Window & Steals The TV.
Dean: Ha Ha Ha! Dean Wins.
The Cops Come By
Dean: Oh Shit!!!
He Then Runs Off away.
First Chapter Finished!!!
This Is The Story of Dean's Life So Expect Stuff Quite Like This.
See You Next Chapter!
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