1994.....

Kevin lands in the past.

Kevin: Woah Freaky!

Past Roman: Don't go there biatch!

Past Dean: And the novelty's Worn off. Let's get this over With.

The two Run in and Kevin Superkicks Both of them.

Kevin: Ha Ha! I'm ready for you this time dip shits! Future Kevin is gonna take these Gold's and rule The Fucking world!!!

He leaves!

Past Roman: Woah! Kevin just did Some Hittin' and Splittin'

Past Dean: Okay that one wasn't Terrible but please stop doing that.

Today....

Dean: Woah! What just happened?

Seth: It's like you were saying. Kevin has been Fucking with the past and changing the present. You see, The Butterfly effect states that-

Dean: Okay Okay! Who Knew the worst part of time travel was constantly Fucking explaining everything that was happening.

Seth: Well looks like we made it out okay.

Dean Looks at His phone.

You Have $6,000,000,000,000

It changed to...

You Have 60¢

Dean: And I'm Broke. Let's go find Kevin and fix this Shit!

Kevin's house....

Dean: Be careful Seth, Who knows what kind of Diabolical plan this Fucking idiot idiot has been dreaming up- OH MY GOD!!!

Kevin was Fucking MASSIVE!!! He was at LEAST 943 Feet Tall and looked like shit.

Kevin: Helllllo Dean.

Dean: Cathleen Turner Ate Kevin! You Crazy Bitch! Loved you in Romancing the snow by the way.

Seth: That's Kevin You Dummy! I- Oh wait- Ah Shit! Now I'm like- I dunno 80% sure that's not Cathleen Turner.

Kevin: It's Me Assholes! The All Mighty Owens!

Dean: you don't look very All Mighty. You have a team of bitches washing your fat flaps.

Kevin: Hey the flaps are the hardest parts to get. One time, I found a whole mini-fridge under one of these Things I shit you not. It was a mini fridge filled with pepperoni slices. It was awesome.

Seth: The hell did you do to yourself?

Kevin: I had it all! Money, Fame, Power! And then I invented the Taco Sandwich. Two Tacos For Bread. And in the middle..... Ten Tacos. Before I knew it, I had a robot to Wipe my Ass!

Robot: hey either one of you guys wanna murder me? You'd do me a huge Fucking solid.

Dean: Fuck This! I'm taking the Epoch and fixing this shit!

Kevin: oh Right! There's a new super star and town! And he stole the Epoch to make sure it stayed that way.

At The Beach....

Dean: Bon Jovi? You stole the Epoch?!

Chris: um actually it's Chris Jerich-

Dean: UGH!!! Shut up Jovi!!

End of Chapter