2 Weeks Later...

Dean Was In Jail & Seth Shows Up

Dean: It's About Time! Did You Pay My Bail?

Seth: Yeah. It Was $100,000 What The Fuck Did You Do? Did You Murder Your Kid?

Dean: Come on They Don't Put You In Jail For That Nowadays. Actually I Got a Job Playing For Some Russian Hockey Team

Seth: I'm Guessing That Worked out For Ya.

Dean: Dude It Was a Fucking Nightmare. First of all I Suck at Hockey!

*Flashback*

Dean: Woah Woah Woah! I Got This Guys! I Got It.

Hockey Players Started Beating His Ass.

*Reality*

Dean: On Top of That Nobody Could Speak american Good at all

*Flashback*

Player: I'm Enjoying Money Blue Jeans.

Dean: I Don't Know How To Respond To That.

Player: I Would Like Very Much To Having The Sex With American Prostitute

Dean: I Actually Think I Can Help You With That-

More Players Beat The Crap out of Them

*Reality*

Seth: Ugh Would You just Tell Me Why You're In Here Already.

Dean: We Ended Up Losing & After The Game Those Crazy Fuckers Just Started Beating The Hell out of Each Other.

Seth: Ohh I Gotcha. Wait. 100 Grand is Pretty Steep For a Hockey Fight.

Dean: Well I Might've Gotten a little Carried away

*Flashback*

Dean Was Riding a Zamboni Running Everyone Over

Dean: Get a Taste of This Zamboni Pony!!!!!!

*Reality*

Seth: Nice Job Retard.

Dean: Hey Where Did You Get My Bail Money Anyway?

Seth: Yeah I Was Gonna Talk To You About That. I Had To Borrow It From Somebody.

Dean: Please Don't Tell Me It's Kevin.

Seth: Uhhh Much Worse.

At a Mob Building...

???: I Do You This Favor and Now You Owe Me a Lot of Money. Money That You're Gonna Have To Work off.

The Figure Revealed Himself as AJ STYLES

Dean: Shitballs.

End of Chapter