(This Chapter is based on Duck Hunt For the NES)

Seth: you're not looking so good. I think the stress of being a crime Lord's Finally getting to ya.

Dean: I'm fine. I just need a break to get away from all that craziness.

Seth: so murdering innocent ducks helps calm your nerves. I gotcha.

Dean: you're the duck! I'll murder your ducks!

Seth: what was that?

Dean: I said pizza is uhh good. DUCK! *Shoots something*

Seth: um. That was an... Airplane. Are you sure you're okay? Just take a nap or... Take a dump. I dunno that usually sets me straight.

A Huge Dog Rushes Past Dean.

Dean: Did you see That? That moose almost ate me with his radioactive fangs!

Seth: ok that's clearly a dog. You should not be holding a shotgun right now.

Dog: *laughs*

Dean: Something Funny moose? Imma make it rain Ducks All over your stupid fucking head!

He shoots and missed the ducks as The dog Laughs.

Dean: That's it You're Fucking Dead!

He jumps in and gets his ass kicked.

Dean: Seth! Shoot the moose! He's trying to kill me with his superhuman powers!

Seth: I'm not shooting a dog man. We've done some terrible things before but I can't shoot a dog.

Dean: Fucking kill it!

Seth: oh wait, I have an idea.

Dean: HELP ME YOU PRICK!

The Hospital...

Seth: Just get some rest man. The doctor said you should be back on your feet in no time.

Dean: I still think you should've shot that fucking dog.

Seth: believe me, what I did to that dog was much much worse.

Soniqua had the dog in some baby getup.

Soniqua: Baby soniqua want feeding?

Dean: wow. That's fucking weird.

End of Chapter