Frogger
AJ: Hey! I Told You To Take out Those Banana Heads. What's The Matter With You!?
Dean: I Know, I Fucked up. But I DID Murder Those 2 Guys From Bubble Bobble Soooo
AJ: What The Fuck is a Bubble Bobble? I Didn't Even Tell You To Do That! Look, Normally I'd Put a Bullet In Your Skull By Now But Imma Give You One More Shot!
Dean: Oh Good Cause I Ordered a bunch of shit From amazon & Sent It Here. are You Doing anything Today cause I'm Gonna Need someone to sign for It.
AJ: *Facepalm* There's a Little Frog That's Been Delaying Traffic & Shipments of Drugs To The Underworld. I Want That Green Fucker Out of This State You Understand That?
Dean: Ahh The Ol' Murdering State. No Sweat.
AJ: and To Make 100% Sure That You Don't Screw This One Up, I'm sending Someone along To Keep an Eye on You. Which of Course is Just a Figure of Speech Because He's Not a Cyclops.
Finn: Hey Dean You Know You Like My Partner In Crime Over Here.
Dean: Alright Let's Go Freeze!
They Leave.
AJ: What? AJ Doesn't Get a Nickname This Week. Fine I'll Do It Myself. AJ uhhhh. Hey ..... Styles uhhh. Hmm, That's Harder Than It Seems.
In The Streets....
Dean: You Like Causing Traffic Jams Huh Kermit. You Better BELIEVE It ain't easy being green!
Finn: Hey Dean, You Think This Is One of Them Hippie Psychedelic Frogs or What?
Dean: Uhhh Look Finn Normally I'd Be First In Line To Trip Frog Balls But I'm Trying To Take This Job Seriously.
Finn: Fuck It. I'm Licking This Bitch
Dean: Woah!!! Are You Alright?
Finn: Oh Mah God. This Is Some Heavy Shit Over Here. I Feel Like So Significant You Know. I Love Everything. I Even Love My Brother Despite Being a Spotlight Hoggin' Fame Whore & Everything I'm On Top of The World Dean I'm On Top of The
He Gets Hit By a Truck
Dean Was Wide Eyed.
Frog: You're Fucked.
END OF CHAPTER
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