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Excite Bike


Dean Was Still an Eggplant "Staring" at His Poster.

Seth: Hey, Asshole!

Seth Was bandaged Up & In a Wheelchair.

Dean: Mr. Wilkins Is That You? Oh I Knew You Could Talk!

Seth: Genius, It's Me Seth.

Dean: Oh, Where The Hell Have You Been? I've Been Stuck Like This For Months. And Don't Give Me some Bullshit Excuse Like You Were Stuck in a Coma or Something.

Seth: I WAS In a Coma You Dick! I Just Wheeled Myself Home From The Hospital.

Dean: Hospital eh?

Seth: Since You Didn't ask I'll Just Tell Ya. I Was Drunk & I Totaled The Car. It's Crazy That I'm actually Saying This But I Think I Got a Serious Drinking Problem dean. I Mean, Every Time I Think I Got It Under Control there's Just This, This Demon Inside Me That's C-

Dean: Yeah. Demons Awesome. Hey Take Me To The Hospital So They Can Bust Me Out of This Fucking Eggplant Curse

Seth: Have You Been Listening To Me?

Dean: of Course! Congrats on The Baby! First Beers on Me Let's Go

The Hospital....

Dean: Woo Ambrose Is Back Baby! Time To Grab The World By It's Balls & Jam My Thumb Up It's Prostate. Alright What's my Next Job?

Seth: I've Been In A FUCKING COMA Asshole! I Don't Have a Job For You!

Biker: Hey I Got a Job For Ya. There's an Excite Bike Race Tonight. Need Someone To Fill In For Me.

Dean: There. Was That So Hard?

At The Race....

Dean Was on a Bike.

Dean: Let's Do This Dance!

He Rides Up The Stunt Ramps & Lands on Seth.

Hospital....Again...

Dean: Sorry I Broke All Your Bones Seth. I'd Stick around But I Gotta Go Take a Nap. 

He Picks Up The TV Remote.

Dean: I'll Just Leave It Onnnnnnnn Let's See. This Golden Girls Marathon.

He Tosses The Remote at Seth's Bed

Seth: *Muffled Screaming*

End of Chapter

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