At The Mountain of Coke and Tits....

Sami: Look, I'm telling you. Jonathan Silverman and Sarah Silverman are not Related.

Kevin: Yes They are I met Andrew mccarthy at A party once and he told me so.

Sami: You never met Andrew mccarthy!

Kevin: Whatever. Dean Back me up here.

Sami: Dean! What are you doing here?

Dean: look we're making a huge blockbuster movie and I need you guys to be in it. Let's go Home.

???: Ha ha ha ha ha

Dean: what the hell is that?

El Padrino: So this is the infamous Lunatic I heard nothing about.

Dean: Really guys? Nothing? Thanks Dicks! Look giant monster skull face. I gotta take these 2 dummies back home so if you can point us to the closest donkey out of here. That'd be great.

El Padrino: you know, for a drunken lunatic, you're not Very fun. I'm done with the three of them. Throw in the marmasets.

Dean: oh little monkeys. That doesn't sound too bad.

Kevin: They're not monkeys. It's his Anaconda!!!

El Padrino: they're coked out of their minds, they haven't eaten in years.

Sami: come on Dean isn't this sort of thing your specialty?

Dean: you think beating Up coked out cannibal pop singers is my specialty?

Kevin: yes exactly that's what you do.

Dean: alright pussies I'll do it. But then you gotta be in the movie.

Kevin: will there be Coke on tits?

Dean: we're shooting this in hollywood. They Invented Coke on tits.

Kevin: you got yourself a deal.

Sami: and I wanna play Seth.

(Of course you do Sami)

Dean kills Padrino's minions

Dean: See that? I Killed your Coke whores. Now let us go Padrino!

Kevin: That Rhymed.

(Nawwwwwww really?)

Padrino: fine here's the exit.

The door opened

Dean: okie doke. Take it easy Padrino.

Sami and Dean went to the door.

Kevin: No but there's so much coke! I never wanna leave!

Dean grabs him and drags him out the door.

End of Chapter