Dean: Look at this piece of shit mission.

Sargent: WATCH YOUR MOUTH! THESE ARE THE ONLY MISSIONS YOU GOT LEFT! WORD HAS IT YOU FUCKED UP EVERY OTHER WORLD YOU TOUCHED. YOU'RE ON THE RAGGED EDGE PTIVATE! WATCH OUT!

A tiny Laser hits Dean's head

Dean: what the hell Was that? I think a bird just shit on my head.

Sargent: THESE ALIEN BASTARDS ARE RELENTLESS!!!!

Dean: They're like butterfly kisses from your mom. Fuck this.

He took a cannon and killed all the aliens.

Dean: Later dork. I'm gonna get a job in some other shitty world.

E.T.....

Kid: I need you to build a phone so my alien Friend can-

Dean: Yeah yeah yeah but first grab 20 bucks for uncle Dean.

Kid: okay let me-

Seth's Fararri ran over the kid.

Dean: Hey Asshole. That little shit Was...

Seth turns his volume up.

Dean: HE WAS GONNA SCORE ME SOME CASH!

Seth: Heh Heh Heh Heh sorry loser but I got myself a date. But first. Do you want a ride to his mom's house?

Dean: Fuck yeah!

Seth: TOO BAD!!!

He drives.

Dean: ugh. Let's just find this stupid Alien and get out of here.

Later...

Dean: Finally! Get in the basket weirdo.

E.T.: Phone.... Home!

Dean: Yeah yeah yeah hold on. I have something that will fly us all the way back home. *Gives E.T. Crack*

They start flying up in the bike when E.T. fell.

Dean: Aw Fuck!

He falls and lands in the middle of a bunch of cops.

Dean: Shit.

Jail....

Dean: ugh. Things can not get worse!

Dolph appears

Dolph: Dean! I can't believe it's you! Let's celebrate! I got a condom full of wine in my ass hold on, one sec let me get that out.

End of Chapter

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