Kevin's House....

Dean Enters the house.

Kevin: FINALLY! Tell me you got food.

Dean: Nope. No food. But I managed to get back the Epoch. Look, I'm gonna travel back to fix All of THIS so we can Live the good life.

Kevin: I don't even know what you're talking about. Look at me! I'm worse than I went into Nothing.

Dean: Ugh! Why am I friends with this Dummy?

1994....

Past Roman/Dean: Throwing and Blowing!!

Dean: That's the greatest expression since "Don't go there Biatch!!"

Past Roman: Don't go there B- Agh ju- I was- I was gonna- Agh what are you- agh- ah AH AHHHHH!!!

BOOOM!!!

Past Roman's Head Explodes.

Kevin: Prepare to Die Amb- oh. Uh.. The hell happened to boxing glove guy?

Dean picks Past Roman up and throws him at Kevin.

Dean: okay. Somehow that should totally fix the future.

Today....

Dean Appears at his mansion and sees Everything seems back to normal. Kevin is back to his normal size, Sami's back.

Dean: Now This is more like it. Let's all get drunk and sing Sweet Caroline!

Seth, Kevin and Sami all just gave him blank stares.

Dean: SWEEEEET EMOTIONS! BOP BOP hold on that's not right.

(If you're actually playing the drinking game for this book, chances are you're dead by now)

Seth: Heyyyy Dean umm what's up buddy. We uhhh we weren't expecting you to drop by.

Dolph ziggler Enters the room in clothes that Dean would wear as well as Hair in His face.

Dolph: Yeah ha ha! So I grabbed a couple more bottles of wine out of the cellar and by cellar, I mean My Ass- Woah!! What the fuck is this imposter doin'in my house?

Dean: What the fuck are you guys talking about? This is my mansion! Just look at these paint-

The Dean Ambrose paintings from before have been replaced by Dolph Ziggler ones.

Dean: -ings. Okay Seriously, what's happening here?

Seth: Dude, Dolph has been making public Appearances as you for years and now he's considered the real Dean Ambrose. It's like how Daniel Craig is the real James bond and, you're like pierce brosnan's mongoloid nephew, JoJo brosnan.

Dean: okay that was a bit harsh. Let me prove I'm the real Dean Ambrose. How about a challenge. Everyone knows Dean is known for one thing.

Dolph: Yeah!! Tweeking on Bath salts and Dry Humping J.C. Penny's mannequins! Hahahaha!

Dean: Ah no! I'm talking about the "Dirty Deeds" whoever does the more impressive one, gets to be Dean.

Dolph: It's Fucking on! I'm gonna bang The Hell out of those Mannequins! You don't stand a chance!

Dean: Ugh! Seth could you just tell him.

Seth: Come here for a second it's... You're way off base.

He whispers into Dolph's ear.

Dolph: Ohhhh I gotcha I gotcha! BRING ON THE FUCKING MANNEQUINS You-

Seth: No No No! It's *whispers*

Dolph: alright whatever I don't get it but Let's do this dance!!!

Outside...

Sami was Being The Test Dummy.

Sami: why do I gotta be the dummy?

Kevin: Because your being punished for not being here all season.

Seth: 3..... 2..... 1

Dean gives The dirty deeds to Sami.

Dolph could barely lift Sami.

Dolph: over The top.. *grunt*

He falls on his back.

Dolph: Fuck it.

Dean: That was pretty pathetic.

Dolph: yeah i- I think I popped One of my wine balloons.

Dean: Ahh it feels good to be the one and only Dean Ambrose.

A Flash of light Blasts but Dean is still where he was.

Dean: Ahh Fuck! Did someone steal the Epoch again? I really need to lock That thing.

Seth: Uhhh Dean, you may want to check this out.

Dean looks at the TV screen.

President Potato: I just traveled through Time! And now I want pop-tarts.

She gets up and leaves as a Familiar Foe arrises.

AJ: Guess Who's Back Mother Fuckers!!

Dean: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!

End of Chapter

AJ STYLES IS BACK IN THIS BOOK