1994...

Dean: Okay It Seemed To Work. But How do I Know I'm in The Right Year?

Past Roman: Dean, Don't Just Stand There! Let's Get Radical All Over Steen (Kevin). He Thinks He's All That in a Bag of Chips.

Dean: Safe to Say I'm In The 90s

Past Roman: DAMN SKIPPY!! And Everything is EXTREME!! Come on, Let's Throw ourselves into The Engine and Blow It Up. THROWIN' And BLOWIN'

Dean: Throwin' & Blowin'? That Was Never a Thing.

Past Roman: Don't Go There Biatch!

Dean: and The Novelty's Worn off. Let's Get This Over With.

They Both Blew Up The Engine of Kevin's Death Machine

Past Kevin: This Isn't The End of The Steen-Meister! I Vow To Destroy You and Become The Most Feared Man In all The World *High-Pitched Evil Laugh*

He Flies Off

Past Roman: We're on Top of The World! Let's Celebrate! Followin' & Swallowin'!

Dean: What is That One?

Past Roman: You Know. Followin' The Girls Into The Club, And Swallowin' Champai-

Dean: Stop Stop Stop! I Don't Care. I Gotta Go Save My Future.

He Walks But Then Looks Back at Roman.

Dean: By The Way, This is as Good as It Gets For You. You End Up Owning a Second-Rate Burger Joint That I Burnt Down With My Crack Pipe. Later Dork.

Seth's Apartment....

Dean Knocks on The Door as Seth answers.

Dean: Hey Seth. This is Gonna Sound Crazy But I'm From The Future, And I Need You To Not Put My Money In That Wattpad Stock!

Past Seth: Okay But-

Dean: Before You ask, It's Pretty Awesome. We Had a Black President, You Do a Bunch of Cool Shit on Your Cellphone, Only annoying Thing Is a Bunch of Celebrities Got Rich and Famous By Doing Nothing.

Past Seth: Okay. Well, What Happens To Me?

Dean: You Got Rich and Famous By Doing Nothing.

Past Seth: AWESOME! Why Would I Wanna Mess With That?

Dean: Ummmmm It's Because Uhh.... You Know Lexi?

Past Seth: Right?

Dean: Well, You Fuck Her Brother and You Video-Tape It And Everyone Sees It & You Become Super Popular For Some Reason.

Past Seth: That Doesn't Sound Right.

Dean: Yeah Tell Me about It. anyway, Our Lives Go To Shit In The Next Few Years so, Gimme My Money Back

Past Seth: It's Too Late. I Already Invested it.

Dean: FUCK! Oh I Know, Put The Money In Microsoft and Apple Then Find Some Weirdo Named Zuckerberg and Get Him Laid or Something. I'm Gonna Go Talk To Some People To Make Sure We Get In The Right Movies And When We Get Back We'll Be Rich To The Extreme! BLANG BLANG! DAMMIT! I Gotta Get Out of The 90s

Today...

Dean Returns To 2020 and Sees a Massive Mansion.

Dean: Aw Fuck Yeah!! That's More Like It!

Inside...

Dean: Alright Nice! Nice art on The Wall. Needs a Little More Erotica But alright.

He Sits on The Couch.

Dean: Alright Let's See What's on The Ol' Boob Tube. (TV)

TV: We Interrupt This Broadcast of Poster Show For a Very Important Speech From The Madam President of The United States

Pixie Potato (on The TV): Heeelllloooooo US Ameriiiiiiicccaaa! Where The Heeeeelllllllllllll is My Martini Bucket?........ I Gotta Take a Crraaaaappp *Faints*

Dean: Hmmmm This should Be Interesting

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