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Chris Jericho

Dean: Alright Jericho, Give me Back the Epoch!!

Chris: No Way Brosay! Whatever that fat tub of Fat Owens did in the past made me the biggest thing since torn with your hands bread.

Dean: ..... You mean Sliced bread?

Chris: What is a Sliced bread?

Dean: you're telling me you don't have sliced- Time Travel's so annoying!

Chris: oh come on! It's not so bad! Hey why don't you come with me on a job. It'll be like I'm You, and you're that bisexual rabbit that always follows you around.

Chris walks away.

Dean: Seth is a Rabbit?

The Job: Pong....

Dean and Chris are watching The Pong game.

Dean: is the Job to Bore me to death? Because you're very good at it.

Chris: no way Brosay! I'm so amazingly popular that I get paid to give games a little bit of the Bubbly.

Dean: "Little bit of the Bubbly"? Is that the sex move where you Roll behind a girl and she Jams Spoons up your-

Chris: No way Brosay! Check this out!!

The Pong game changes into a more Beach Design.

Chris: Presto! Another job well done!

Dean: This is Fucking Terrible! Step aside Chris! Time to give this game the Ambrose Charm! Not the sex move.

The Game changes again to A Bar and Club type design.

Chris: Aw Man what the hell did you do??

Dean: I made it Awesome! Come on there's another thing I want you to fix up.

Chris: I should probably fix this first.

Dean: No way Brosay! Fuck! Now you got me saying it.

At a FUCKING War zone....

Chris was Strapped to an electric chair.

Chris: umm it's kinda tough to do the little bit of the Bubbly like this.

BAM!!! Dean punches him in the face.

Dean: I need you to be focused!

He Turns on the electric switch, electrocuting Chris.

Dean: Tell me where the Epoch is!!

He turns it off.

Chris: No Man! I-I don't wanna!

Dean Turns it back on.

Dean: You either Gimme what I need, or This switch will stay on until they turn the power off for lack of payment on the bill.

He Turns it off.

Chris: No! Stop! I'll tell you I'll tell you! It's... It's in my garage!

Dean: oh. I probably should've checked there first. Okay I believe you....

The "Camera" Zooms in on Dean's Face

Dean: ...... But that won't save you!

He Slams the switch on and Leaves it like that and walks off.

But then he comes back.

Dean: I tried to make this as close to Taken as I could... I think I did a good job right?

Chris was too busy being electrocuted to answer.

Dean: Fine. Don't answer me Dick!!

He leaves Chris to Die and goes to get The Epoch.

End of Chapter

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