
Casino Zone (Part 3)
Backstage...
Seth was hiding behind a trash can waiting for Dean.
Seth: Dean
Dean: Seth, what the fuck are you doing here?
Seth: What am I doing here? You're starring in a God damn ice skating musical. What's wrong with you?
Dean: oh I'm fine *Turns Around* AMETURES
Seth: Whatever I think I know how we can still pull off that Vault Heist.
Dean: Seth My Poor boy, I am an Ac-Tor now. And I've risen above the petty foolish lifestyle you so desperately cling to.
Seth: There's 50 Billion in the vault.
Dean: Aw Tits!
Back At the Van...
Kevin: okay admittedly the first plan had some flaws but this time with careful plotting and a pinch of..
Seth: We don't have time for this shit. I bribed the guard and he told me shredder never locks his safe. So All we need are some disguises and we're good as gold.
Dean: you can leave that up to Mr. Disguise himself!
He gets on his phone.
Phone: Hello you reached Mr. Disguise. I'm away from the phone right now but....
Dean: Dammit straight to voice mail. I got another idea.
Back in the Casino...
Seth: I'm surprised nobody's done this before it was super easy.
Shredder: HOW COULD YOU.
Dean: okay shredder. Before you stab me up. Hear me out.
Shredder: I had big plans for us. Merchandising, Broadway, maybe even a feature film.
Dean: Really.
Shredder: Don't leave. I had a meeting with Bret Ratner. BRET RATNER!
Dean: *whispers* I am super uncomfortable right now
Seth: yeah... Alrighty let's go dibby up all these dollars.
Sami: Did you say Dollars? We stole Fucking Dollars. Do you know what the exchange rate for these is in My world? Like a Gajillion to one. They're fucking worthless!
Drew: you mean I just killed Pixie Potato for nothing???
Seth: yeah I guess that was a pretty big oversight. Sorry.
Kevin: I knew this was going to be a problem, but I didn't say anything. Kind of a Dick move on my part.
Dean: okay how about we make it Up to you with a buffet and HALF PRICE TICKETS TO DEAN ON ICE!!
Everyone cheers and runs out.
Sami: Wait a second, Isn't Dean on Ice Cancelled? YOU MOTHER FU-
End of Chapter
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