In The Ship....

Dean: I hate your Fat Fucking Guts Owens but Stealing cable from a satellite was a Stroking Genius.

Kevin: The Key is to not make it look obvious.

Outside is a GIANT FUCKING SATELLITE Connected to the battleship with a "KO" Sign on it.

Paul: Paul Heyman Here! I have another important job for you! The fate of the universe depends on it.

Dean: whatever ringo. You said that last time. And you said you were gonna send over some food.

Paul: You didn't get the edible resource I sent over? The Fasionable and Functional!

Seth: Yeah I saw Kevin bring it into the bathroom.

Kevin: You Fucking Snitch!

Paul: listen! I need you to take out a large brain creature!

Dean: Please don't be Who I think it is...

Paul: now it's Female but Do NOT Take it lightly.

Dean: It is! God Damnit! Yeah she's Huge and disgusting but surprisingly sweet lay. Let's get this shit over with.

At Brain's house....

Dean and Seth were sneaking into the house.

Dean: this Gross bitch has no idea what's coming.

ZAP!!

Dean and Seth hid behind a wall.

Brain: I knew that dog (Paul) would send someone to kill me! I got you pinned so don't even try it Asshole.

Dean: I got this.

He Reveals himself.

Dean: Brain! It's me Dean! I don't wanna kill you. I just uhh.....

Seth: He Wanted to pop in for a quickie!

(God Damnit Seth!😂)

Brain: oooooooh Dean. You want to get La-

Dean: yeah! I really want to.... Nope can't do it. DIE BITCH!!!

He put his hand out.

Dean: ohhhh we forgot our guns. We are really unprepared here. Oh I got another idea.

He picks Seth up and throws him.

Brain: Right. Lasers! KILL that Asshole!!

The lasers start firing again as Dean hid behind a wall.

Dean: Well Looks like this is it. Might as well try to rub one out before I die.

Soniqua: Daddy!!!

Dean: Soniqua! You're alive!

Soniqua: yeah you were ranting on screen for like 45 minutes and-

Dean: right right whatever. Help daddy out before he gets killed.

Soniqua Went up and Destroyed the lasers and the whole Fucking house!

Brain: Soniqua look what you did to My house! Bad girl! Or guy.... I'm still not sure.

Dean: yeah sorry about that. Let me make it up to you.

So Dean let Brain and Soniqua live with him, Seth, Kevin and Sami

Brain: oooh cable satellite. Swanky.

Paul heyman appears on the screen behind them.

Paul: I trust everything went off as Planned? Aw What The Fuck!!!

End of Chapter