Dean: So Where Can I Get a Cool Axe Like That? Everyone Seems To Have Sharp Objects Except Me.

Dolph: oooh I See You Eyeballing Mandy Up There! Somebody Needs To Get Laid Bro!

Dean: What? I Wasn't Eyebal- I'm Just Trying Not To Get Chopped In Half okay?

Dolph: Nah Nah Nah Don't Worry about The Chumps. Just Focus on The Humps.

Dean: What's Going On Here? Did You Bring Me Out Here Just To Get Me Laid or Something?

Dolph: Dude! You Gotta Hit That Ass. It's Like Gym Class! I'm Talking Double Woit! Spike That Shit!

Dean: Those are Just Random Words Right?

Dolph: Maybe

Dean: You're a Fucking Idiot. Seriously Why am I Here?

Dolph: I Want Yous & Many To Bang Each Other Like Wild Ogres While I Pleasure Myself.

Dean: Why Is Seth Trying To Whore Me Out? There's No Way I'm Doing That. What's This Pay again? No Fuck That Man This is Fucking Creepy.

Dolph: Oh Come on Man! I Got Some Good Veno Here. Get Into It eh?

Dean: Look Weirdo I'm Just Gonna Fight off These Goons, You Can Pay Me & I Can Get The Fuck Outta Here!

Dean Kills Everyone

Mandy: Thank You Brave Warrior. Now Let's Do It on The Battlefield.

Dean: Wha- You're Into This Too? I Dunno. This Is all Just a Little Bit Much For Me.

Dolph: We'll Pay You Triple!

Dean: I'm In Perverts.

Mandy: Excellent! Let's Heat Things Up!

She Summons A Dragon & Burns Dean.

Dolph: Yeahahahhhhh Now Grab Her Tits.

End of Chapter

A/N: Oh God This Was So Fucking Weird But Hey, What Do You Expect After The Storyline at Mania?