24: not even close to adorable

Pi

I woke up feeling nauseous with a heavy feeling on my chest.

Well actually it's a heavy leg.

The leg moved and hit my jaw.

What the fuck?!

Nang ibuka ko ang mga mata ko ay tumama sa akin ang isang paa, which I am certain that it's rocket's. Pakiramdam ko ay umakyat lahat ng dugo ko sa ulo nang mapagtanto ang posisyon namin.

Nasa paanan ko ang ulo niya at nasa paanan naman niya ang ulo ko!

He moved again hitting me on the side of my head and I almost lost my cool. Sa inis ko ay hinila ko ang ilang mga balahibo niya sa binti.

In all fairness  he isn't that hairy on the leg, something I think is such a turn on. Bahagya siyang gumalaw, causing his shirt to move upward and his V-line comes to view.

Shit, I am hungry...

Is this ulam?

But then he moved again and this time his foot hit my upper lip and I'm done! Naiinis na bumangon ako at naghanap ng unan.

But no, pillow murder is not an option.

Shooting him on his face isn't either. Sadly, no guns in sight.

Bumaba ako sa kama at binuksan ang kanyang mga drawer. He has a lot of computer parts, wires at kung anu-ano pa.

Oh, there were cable ties!

I think I've got a better idea!

I collected his cable ties as much as I can and sneakily walked to his side, pinning his arms on his back.

The thing about Rocket is that he's a heavy sleeper. I twisted his arm a bit ngunit hindi man lamang siya nagising.

May ngisi sa mukha na itinali ko sa mga kamay niya ang sandamakmak na cable ties. With a victorious grin on my face, I went for his ankles and tie it together. Satisfied with my work of 'art', tumayo ako sa kabilang dako upang tingnan siya habang natutulog nang mahimbing kahit na nakatali.

But wait.

I think there’s something missing. I ransacked his drawers again but found nothing until I stumbled on his side couch kung saan may nakalagay na necktie. Mas lumawak pa ang ngiti ko nang kinuha iyon bago ibinusal sa bibig niya.

Now everything’s perfect!

For now, I guess I need to satisfy my hunger.

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RYU

Nagising ako dahil sa malakas na kalabog ng pinto at ang huling napansin ko ay ang paglabas ni Titless. I tried to rub my eyes but couldn’t. What the hell?!

Sinubukan ko ring gumalaw ngunit tila may pumipigil sa akin. Ginalaw ko ang mga paa ko ngunit ganoon pa rin. What the fuck?! I groaned in anger only to noticed I was gagged! What the hell did titless do?! She is so paying for this!!!

Sinubukan kong putulin ang mga cable ties gamit ang lakas ko but it was to no use. I rolled over the bed and tried again but still failed. I could feel my anger bursting out all of a sudden. Huh, I let her stay over and sleep and this is how she will pay me?! Isa pa ay napakalikot niyang matulog!

She was lying horizontally then later on her head hung on the edge of the bed. Mayamaya ay nasa paanan ko na ang kanyang ulo and she moved a bit, thus hitting me on my chest. Medyo nainis ako ngunit hindi ko na lamang iyon pinansin at hinayaan siyang matulog. And this?! this is how she will repay me for such kindness?!

No she’s not getting away for this! I waited much longer for her to retun.

Mayamaya ay biglang bumukas ang pinto at pumasok doon si Artemis hawak sa isang kamay ang plato na puno ng pagkain, while her other hand was gripping titless’s arms hard.

"What the hell did you do Pi?!" hindi makapaniwalang bulalas ni Artemis. She almost dropped the plate but titless was fast to catch it.

She looked happy watching the food, damn her.

"Uh, tied and gagged him..." sagot niya at kumagat sa porkchop, completely ignoring my deadly glares.

Nang matauhan si Artemis ay agad siyang lumapit sa akin at tinanggal ang busal sa bibig ko which happened to be my necktie.

"WHAT THE FUCK TITLESS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?! WHY DID YOU FUCKING TIE AND GAGGED ME?! HIGH OR NAH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET MY GUARDS DOWN DAMN IT YOU ARE CRAZY!"

Hindi niya sinagot ang sinabi ko at sa halip ay naupo sa swivel chair na nasa tabi at nagsimulang kumain. "Ah, he's so noisy sana hindi mo muna tinanggal ang busal niya."

I cussed even more and I was really close to giving her a piece of my wrath. Napamura rin si Artemis ngunit mayamaya lamang at natawa na siya.

"Why did you tie him?" tanong niya kay Titless habang tumatawa.

"Uh, because he has tons of cable tie that I could use?..." she replied with a grin.

What the hell?! That is the most stupid reason I have ever heard!

Artemis made a face. "Seriously that is your reason?"

"Well that's my revenge too. Gusto na niya akong umuwi, haller I have a date why would I need to go hom-- hold up. Oh shit! I remembered something!" biglang bulalas titless at ibinaba ang hawak na pagkain.

I keep cussing as I watched my cousin Artemis removed the cable ties but it's just too many!

Tila nawalan na siya ng pasensya dahil sa dami niyon. "Bakit ang dami ng tinali mo?" tanong niya kay titless bago bumaling sa akin. "And where's your scissors or anything sharp couz?"

"On the drawer!" Damn, bakit nga ba ang dami ng tinali niya?

Artemis moved to find scissors on my drawers. "Wala kang gunting couz."

None?! I know I have at least three scissors there!

"DAMN IT! THEN USE A KNIFE! THERE'S ONE UNDER MY TABLE!"

Kinapa niya ang ilalim ng mesa ngunit napakunot lamang ang kanyanh noo. "Wala rin couz."

"DAMN IT WHERE DID IT ALL GO?!" I think I already have an idea where. Pero what?! She also found my knife under the table?!!!

Nagtaas ng isang kamay si titless. "Uh, I tossed them all on the window. Anyway, I just remembered I really need to go home. I cannot just go on a date in these clothes uh-uh. I need a full preparation for our first date! Bye food, bye reaper girl, bye Rocket! See yah later!" Tuluyan na siyang tumayo at lumabas ng silid.

Crap she's not getting away! I called her few times but no sign of her fat ass around. Malamang tuluyan na talaga siyang bumaba. Nagmura ako ng ilang beses bago napatingin sa pinsan ko na malawak ang ngisi.

I smirked at her. "What?!"

"She's adorable!"

Huh no, not even close to adorable.

Annoying is the right term.

"No she's not."

Mas nilawakan pa niya ang kanyang ngisi. "Everyone's afraid of you and your smirk, except her. She had you by your neck couz."

What does that supposed to mean?

"Just shut up Raine and find me fucking scissors."

She giggled as she walked out the room. "Okay, wait for me!"

I sighed as I watched her leave. Now I need to think of a way how to make titless pay for this.

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