22: I just want to protect my cousin
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RYU

Pinatay ko ang TV pagkatapos ang news flash na tungkol sa pagbaril kay congressman Enrico, right after his political campaign.

If I'm not mistaken, Cooler and the guys have something to do with him, using his daughter for some information. Haven't heard of him mula pa kanina pero alam kong mapagkakatiwalaan si Cooler pagdating sa bagay na ito. Him and his gutfeel which happens to be accurate most of the time.

Ayon sa balita, may hindi nakilalang kausap na babae ang congressman nang may bumaril dito sa dibdib, thus suffering a fatal shot. I'm certain it's none of the Vander snipers, malinis silang magtrabaho, hindi gaya ng hitman na may mga naiwang maaring maging daan upang makilala ito.
Just when I was about to go upstairs, I heard the front door opened followed by heavy cussing.

"Damn it! Damn it! Why did I even agree to this in the first place?!"

It was Cooler. His voice echoed on the huge leaving room at kapag ganoon ang tono ng boses niya, he's seriously mad.

"Uh, because Miss P is cute?" narinig kong sagot ni Eros.

Miss P?

"Oh my gosh you find me cute, aaaaah I like you already! You have keen eyesight to spot me as cute!"

Damn it, I know such voice.

It's titless.

No, it's a high titless. Did she drug herself again?

But she wasn't bleeding. Hermes is the one who has a bleeding shoulder. What's going on here at bakit kasama nila si Lemon?

"Zeus? Why are you with--" Titless cut me off by jumping towards me for a hug.

A tight hug.

"Rockeeeet, guess whaaat!"

"What?"

She grinned. "I'm going to a date with Cooler Vander! Cooler fucking Vander!"

Lol she might be dreaming.

Napatingin ako kay Cooler, he gave me a shrug before facing the reapers. "Hermes, go find someone to treat your gunshot and Eros, do anything to make the drug's effect take off."

Nang umalis ang dalawa ay bumaling ulit ako kay Cooler, removing the human board's limbs around me. She's hugging me like a koala!

"Anong nangyari!? Why is she here?" my efforts were no use, her gripped is just getting tighter.

"Rockeet! Cooler and Pi. DATE!"

I nearly scoffed and exerted more force to let her fall. I was successful and she landed on her fat ass with a thud.

"Why is she high as hell again?" tanong ko kay Cooler, pushing titless by her forehead before she could claw my balls out for dropping her.

"Again? So this happened before?" sagot niya at pinahid ang palad sa mukha. "To make the long story short, she agreed to cooperate with us regarding Congressman Enrico pero bago pa man namin makuha ang impormasyong kailangan namin, someone shoot him."

Bahagya akong tumango. "It's in the news."

"Hermes tried to chase the sniper but failed, ang nangyari ay natamaan pa siya. Then Pi just pulled out some syringe from god-knows-where she kept. Sabi niya para hindi raw maramdaman ni Hermes ang sakit, he got scared because it looks like she will stab him right in his balls kaya umiwas siya, thus making her stab her own leg," he replied with a sigh."Ryu, where did she even put such drug?!"

Sumimangot ako. "Probably, on her chest. I bet there's so much space there."

"Fuck you rocket, shhh! Malalaman ni Cooler ang tungkol doon. Hey I wore my best bra today, dzuh but yeah, sa dibdib ko nga tinago," sagot ni titless, pagkatapos ay may hinigit pa mula roon. "Hey look, I even have mint gums here, my credit card, my earbuds, and oh some tissue because fuck public toilets, they're so dirty."

Inilabas niya mula sa dibdib ang mint, credit card, earbuds at makapal na ply ng tissue. I facepalmed while Cooler stared at her with wide eyes before he bursts into laughter, falling on the floor beside her.

"You're so cute!" bulalas niya at pinisil ang magkabilang pisngi ni Titless. She blushed and bite her lower lip.

"I know right!"

Hanggang ngayon ay tumatawa pa rin si Cooler samantalang nakaramdam naman ako ng inis. What the hell, the congressman is dead and that means extracting information from him would now be impossible ngunit nakuha pa niyang tumawa?

I am really getting pissed because of that reason.

"You failed Zeus, hindi iyon nakakatawa."

He knew that when I used his codename, it means I am serious and in business mode. Pero hindi niya ako pinansin at sa halip ay nasa taong-choppingboard lamang ang atensyon niya.

That made me pissed even more.

Damn it.

"I know," sagot niya sa pagitan ng kanyang pagtawa. "But Pie is just so adorable!"

"Stop laughing," wika ko.

Only to receive a deadly glare from titless. "Hoy rocket, inaaway mo ba ang Cooler ko?"

"I'm not talking to you titless. Come on Zeus, you know you still have the responsibility to report this matter to Cronus---"

"Why the fuck is your codenames so corny?" reklamo ni Titless bago humarap kay Cooler. "Well, except for Zeus, that is soooo cooool and it super suit you babe."

I think I just rolled my eyes.

Or maybe I didn't.

Bahagya pa ring tumatawa si Cooler nang tumayo siya. "Right, thanks for reminding me. P, here I'll help you up--"

Marahang tinulak ko siya sa likuran. "Just go, malamang hinihintay ka na ni Cronus."

"Cronus is so cringey, yuck," sambit ni titless but I just ignore her.

Saglit na tiningnan ako ni Cooler, his brow wriggling a little bit. Anong problema niya.

"What?" I asked.

He laughed a bit. "Wala."

"Just go," wika ko at hinila patayo si Titless. "I'll take care of her, ihahatid ko na siya sa kanila."

Cooler stared again na tila ba mayroon siyang gustong sabihin samantalang napasimangot naman si Lemon.

"I don't want to!" she squealed.

Napangiti naman si Cooler at umiling sa sarili. "Okay, Ryu, sabi mo eh." Then he tapped my back.

What the hell is that for?

Tumalikod na siya at nagsimulang humakbang palayo.

"Cooooooleeeeer baaaaby!?"

He stopped and looked back with a grin.

"Yes?"

"How about our daaaate?"

Date? Cooler will date titless? Huh, Is he that tasteless when it comes to woman? I do not allow this so-called date.

"Hindi ko iyon nakalimutan," sagot ni Cooler. "But for now I have to settle things. Maybe we can have our date once the drug in your system takes off?"

Mabilis na tumango si titless. "Owkeeeey baaaabe! Byeeee. Take care!" Then she blew a kiss.

Cooler catch it while looking at me with a grin. Huh, nabaliw na rin yata at nahawaan sa kabaliwan ni titless. Catching flying kisses are way too cringe-worthy!

Nang tuluyan na siyang makaalis ay napatingin ako kay titless na mukhang timang na nakangiti pa rin habang nakatingin sa pinto kung saan lumabas si Cooler.

Date?!

I guess I have to find more drug to stab titless to make the drug's effect longer.

I JUST WANT TO PROTECT MY COUSIN FROM HER.

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P. S.
Pasaway ako. I posted this while waiting for take off! Anyways, thank you Cebu for the warm welcome. Till next time mwah❤️