13: noisy and annoying and above all, titless
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"May I ask who she is?" my cousin Raine slash Artemis asked before shifting her eyes towards titless who's still high as kite at the moment. "Wait, you looked familiar..."

Titless giggled like crazy. "If you like Harry Styles then you saw me at his concerts or even One Direction's, VIP-- in any part of the world."

Umiling si Artemis. "Hindi..."

"Or if you like getting tattoos, malamang nakita mo ako sa Ink Republic, I got most of my tatts there." She lifted her blood-soaked shirt to show us her ink-kissed skin.

"Hindi--"

"What the fuck Artemis, just stitch her up and if you do, stitch her mouth too so that she will fucking shut up," putol ko sa usapan nila. Kaya ko pinapunta sa silid ko si Artemis tanggalin ang bala sa balikat nito, hindi para makipagdaldalan.

Artemis laughed and ready her kit. "Okay couz but why is she... high?"

Before I could answer, titless raised a hand. "I shot myself some drugs, want some?"

Artemis shook her head. "No thanks, aalisin ko ang bala, this hurts a bit--"

"I know. I've been shot for like infinity so I know how it feels."

That thought made me somewhat wondering. Ilang beses na siyang nabaril yet she's still alive, occupying space on earth?

What the hell is she, a cat with 9 lives?

Itinaas ulit nito ang kamay na walang sugat sa balikat. "Question."

Artemis looked at her as acknowledgment.

"You called him couz, magpinsan kayo?" tanong niya.

Artemis nodded. "Yup."

She frowned. "How come you're pretty and kind and pretty and kind and pretty and very kind and super pretty but rocket..." She sighed heavily. "Rocket is just pretty and pretty and pretty and pretty."

I snorted while Artemis laughed. "Thanks! But I am not kind, your rocket here is the one that is kind."

Titless groaned in pain habang unti-unting nilalabas ni Artemis ang bala sa balikat niya. "Ew he's not my rocket. Question."

I cocked a brow, watching her having a full conversation with my cousin who was doing business on her flesh.

"Shoot."

"Fuck that hurts, but anyway my question is; you're a killer right?"

Napatigil sa ginagawa si Artemis at napatingin kay Lemon bago tumingin sa akin. I know her reaper instinct is on after titless shot such question.

"Paano mo nasabi?"

"Your well-toned muscles tell me so. Hindi malaki ang katawan mo but I could tell you're strong, plus you seems dangerous behind your sweet smiles and big boobs."

Nakangiwing napatingin sa dibdib niya si Artemis. "Boobs has nothing to do with being a killer."

"Right but-- aw! It fucking hurts shit! Yeah but I can tell plus you stitched me up after digging the bullet from my shoulder, I know very well that killers are healers."

Despite being high, titless sounded smart and reasonable. Reapers knew how to wound and mend their own wounds in times of madness and desperation.

"All done!" wika ni Artemis at niligpit ang mga gamit. "My turn to ask, who are you?"

The jiggle-bottom grinned. "Uhmmm. Cooler's future wife?"

Artemis and I both made a face.

I shrugged and tapped her. "Thanks for the help, don't mind her she's just high."

"But sane duh," sabat nito but none of us minded her annoying rolling of her eyes.

"Who is she couz? I don't think she's just some Harry Styles obsessed woman. The fact that she has gun tucked on her leg and another on her waist plus a bullet deep in her shoulder is alarming enough," nag-aalalang sabi ni Artemis.

Titless lifted her skirt, showing a bit of her toned thighs. "Oh you've noticed." Sunod niyang tinaas ang laylayan ng T-shirt upang maipakita ang baril sa baiwang. "I have three guns, unfortunately I shoot the other one to the motherfucking asshole who dared to shoot me and god knows where I left it so yeah, that's 3 guns in total including the one I've lost."

Artemis looked at me, even becoming more suspicious of my titless guest. "Couz..."

"Bellomo," I said with a sigh. "She's a Bellomo princess."

"Ew out with the princess thing rocket! Ugh!"

Artemis blinked at me few times. "Bellomo? Crime lord Antonio Bellomo?"

"Hey that my pops!" Titless said with a chuckle at tumango naman ako kay Artemis.

"Yup."

Nagpalipat-lipat ang tingin niya sa akin at sa babaeng lutang. Then she grinned. "You two..."

"Ew, I like Cooler not rocket!" sabat ulit nito at hindi mapigilan ni Artemis na matawa.

"Is the drug's effect really like that?"

I shook my head. "Drugged or not she's like that. A psycho. She shot people on their gonads."

"Man bat or gonads, I like shooting there. Hey want a sample?"

She got her gun on her thigh and before she could aim at me, Artemis and I jumped towards her at inagaw ang baril.

If we weren't fast, I should have been nutless by now. Thank goodness I was at least safe, for now.

"Aw you two are no fun," she said when we both seized her guns. Agad namang hinablot ni Artemis ang natitirang baril na nakatago sa katawan niya.

"That's it Princess, you cannot shoot people's dick especially people who helped you like your rocket," pangangaral ni Artemis.

"Ew my name is not princess."

She sulked on the side, crossing her arms. Tinapik ko sa balikat si Artemis at sinenyasan na umalis na. She tapped me back and looked at me with concern.

"Okay couz, make sure no guns or knives around, I need a niece or nephew from you so protect it at all cost," she said with a chuckle before leaving me and the high human chopping board in my room.

I stared at the sulking titless in a bloody clothes. I hate seeing dirt especially blood. Agad akong lumapit sa closet at humablot ng damit. Inilapag ko iyon sa tapat niya.

"Wear that."

Napasimangot siya. "A shirt? Seryoso ka ba? Nahihirapan nga akong itaas ang isang balikat ko tapos bibigyan mo akong T-shirt?"

I smirked before getting an new one. My white flunnel. Padabog na inilapag ko iyon sa harapan niya and I swear if she say more, mapapalabas siya sa bahay na ito anumang oras.

She looked happy but then she started pouting. "Undress me Rocket."

"What the hell?!"

She smiled. "Please?"

"Are you that high?!"

She snarled at me. "I'm asking you to undress me, it's not like I asked you your kidneys, duh."

"Undress yourself."

She literally purred before looking at me with suspicion. "Sandali, you are making this a big deal. Don't tell me you fear getting a hard on--"

"Shut up."

She grinned more. "So that's it."

"I said shut up."

Why would I get a hard on over a wall? And it's not like my first time, I've got a lot of bitches.

Without hesitation and to prove her point wrong, agad akong lumapit sa kanya at tinulungan siyang magbihis. She would wince in pain every time she moves her shoulder and I know getting shot is really painful.

Been there, done that.

Her inked skin comes to view as I helped her wear my flunnel. I stared at her tattoos above her disappointing chest. I bet it will look good if, you know, she has bump there.

"Why were you shot?"

She pouted. "Maybe my pretty face annoys them."

"I called you few times," paalala ko sa kanya. But looking at the situation now, I guess she knew already, malamang iyon ang dahilan kung bakit nabaril siya.

"I know, you could be the reason why I was caught!" she shrieked as I buttoned the last one. Kumuha ako ng towel at pinunasan ang natuyong dugo sa mga bahagi ng kanyang katawan.

"Really? You're blaiming me for your lack of focus?"

She opened her mouth to say something but no words came out kaya napasimangot na lamang siya at nahiga sa kama ko.

"Question."

I smirked. "What?"

"Is Cooler around?"

"No."

"Good, at least he cannot see me in my high state, I bet it's not adorable," she said and smiled in relief.

Oh, maybe I will tell her later, drugged or not she isn't adorable. She's noisy and annoying and above all, titless.

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