Tweeks pov:

Uh so hi im twerk twink and I'm here-....cut the camera.

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I'm Tweek tweak and today I'm gonna show you a day in my boring ass life that the only good thing I have is my bf, he's the most hottes and cutes guy Eva 🥵🥵🥵 yk? Fuck Kyle, stan, Kenny, Tolkien, and all those other hot guys there yk? Maybe not Tolkien he's cool but still.

I walk up to my Baba Boii and he only says... Hi.. BITCH GIVE ME MORE AFFECTION 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Anyyygays I then say hi back and we casually walk to class  and yeah the fucking teacher that doesn't stfu and we understood shit in class and yeah blah blah blah cuz the authors a lazy goddamn hoe and doesn't know how to explain it CUZ THIS IS THEIR FIRST FUCKING STORY BOOK LIKE WTF

Anygaysss after class ended it was time for lunch Ig

So we ate our pasta that tasted like shit and don't ask why IK how shit tastes like cuz I will literally kms (HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE WATCHED A SOUTH PARK EP SO IDK IF THERE'S CLASS AFTER LUNCH OR NOT SO I'MMA JUST SEND THEM HOME CUZ NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN ANYWAYS)

anygays yeah we are our paste and went home but... There was someone behind me... Is it my baba Boii? No... If it was he would just go besides me and give me a kiss on the cheeks 🥰🥰.....GAAAHHH WHAT IF IT'S A MURDERER THAT WANTS TO KILL ME?! HUHHUHUHUHHUH DOES HE WANT TO KIDNAP ME?! IS SOMEONE LOOKING FOR ME TO KILL ME?! IMA HAVE TO MOVE TO ASIA AND CHANGE MY NAME TO FRANCISCO CUZ IF I GIVE MYSELF AN ASIAN NAME I DON'T THINK I WILL MEMORIZE IT!! AAAGHHHH AND NO I AM NOT RACIST YOU DUMB FUCKING HOES-

anygays it was fucking Kenny oh my fucking god pls kill me old Jesus Christ. Anyways Kenny just walked besides me and started talking shit that I didn't even understand, like BITCH stfu can you? "Kenny pls s-shut up I'm trying you peacefully you fu...". "Mmmhmmhm". "REMOVE UR THINGY" "..... Mmmm" he then removes his thingy idk how to fucking call it

"yk ur beautiful right BEBe grill?" "first of all, I am NOT a grill like WTF, second of all Thanks but I already knew that, and third of all I HAVE A BF" he already knows but I still tell him cuz in all fac fics they do that so why not "yeahhh but UHM but-..we can we can uh oh we can do a third some or whateva it's called" he literally didn't know what to say- LMAO HE LOOKS LIKE LITTLE MEEE" you think IMA do that with your goofy ass? Nah boy.. U high. Oh and pls PLS go away"

the bitch out his thingy back on and leaves" mmhmm" I didn't even understand but he said some shit before he leaved. Anyways this happened everyday until I finally said it and Craig was also annoyed" KENNY PLS STFU" whe where in my house DW but he followed me here." honestly yeah, I usually don't care about you but please PLEASE STFU " Kenny was flabbergasted

lmao serves ya hoe. " mhmmhm"" TAKE. OFF. UR. THINGY. " he took it off thank god" I'll only stop if we make a deal. " ugh here we go again we ain't gonna do no deal, he can go fuck himself from all we know, I'll just tell him to leave us alo-"what deal. " ... Oh hell naahh, BABA BOII?!" but BABA bo-...."

Craig's pov:

Ima just act like I didn't hear that -"what?" I asked him cuz he looks like I just killed somebody, we'll no exactly he wouldn't care, he looks like he just saw a ghost" what's. The. Deal. " I asked cuz he didn't even respond.

"Let me have sex with tweek and maybe with craig."

Kenny pov:

Damnnn they looking good but rn they look flabbergasted "WTF KENNY?!" Twerk said yeah twerkkkk, "what? Do you want me to keep on annoying you?! " ... They stood silent" deal.." I was shocked twerk actually said yes!! Whoohooo!! I'm more happy than I was when i found out my gf was a slut!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!!!" tweek?! WTF?! " Craig literally look so funny rn lmao" what? Like he said, I don't want him to keep on being annoying like - our lives are already horrible so why not some peace? ".... Ooooop I'm so excited" fine... But can your first time be with me..?"
@Craig is such a simp istg" ofc Craig! " they're so lovely dove I love their relationship 💏"...rn?"

Craig asked" sure, but this hoe has to leave" tweek just called me a hoe?! He needs a punishment!!!" no. For calling me a hoe I'm gonna have to watch you guys. " heheheheee" that's too much Kenny!! " Craig's showing some emotions today? Oh Wow. " oh you don't wanna do that deal? OKII guess I better go annoy you more tomorrow  then 😘".   " Fine!!" damn tweek looks so angry with me rn that I may have a bonner! AND DON'T CALL ME KINKY YOU BITCHES-

Anddd they started kissing MMMMMMMMMMMM- and they're moaning in just kisses- oh Craig's touching tweeks wee wee oh ok quick one ig-

cliffhanger LMAOOO OHOHISHASJ

Honestly if ur here for the laughs then I'm proud of you, if ur here bc ur horny then go watch porn or some shit- this is honestly very bad so if you wanna read some good creek smut then go somewhere else - oh and this is actually very fun and hilarious to write lmao

GAWK GAWK 3000🍆👅